New York Yankees Forum Off-Topic Thread VII: As Cool As Raul Edition

[Rylinkus]

Sorry to hear that man. Hard for the family since it's almost Christmas. R.I.P.

Thanks man.

[YEDN90]

Got a call from a friend. Coworker died in a fire today. Super new guy to the company. But one of the nicest guys I've ever met, (No hyperbole). Work is going to suck come Wednesday.

Sorry to hear that Ry

Strange how things work out, but I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason.

[Yankees90.]

Originally Posted by yankees90.
lmao! I just gave myself an erection thinking of oak, yed, and rcs having a 3some.

:d

Originally Posted by yankees90.
Anyone know how to make my penis bigger? I'd like to be able to see it without a microscope

Pills?

Wow. I leave for a day or two, and come back to this. You guys are dicks! Lmao

[RCSownsU]

wow you all are crazy. I leave for two days because i was busy having sex with this guy who has a really big dick and i come back too this :cry:

tmi

[LeoYankee]

This just in: Carmelo is fkn good.

[jd25213]

This just in: Leo loves guys.

We knew that already.

[LeoYankee]

We all knew that RC and Costanza both prefer swallowing already.

Interesting.

[YEDN90]

Interesting.I am also quite fond of balls in my mouth for at least two hours. Oh.

Good for you..?

[LeoYankee]

Good for you guys that have normal sized penises. I was unfortunately born with a micro penis. Anyone know what to do if you just have a head and no shaft.?

Yeah....suicide helps.

[YEDN90]

Yeah....the thought of suicide helps me when I think about not being able to take a big one in my anus and throat. If I dont get my fix soon I dont know what I'll do!

It'll be okay.

[LeoYankee]

It'll be okay, guys! I found a solution to stop gagging on semen! Just think of a warm, salty milkshake and you'll be fine!

Bro, who even asked?

[YEDN90]

Bro, who even asked me to sleep with them you ask? Well, RC and I have a ritual anal pounding we do weekly, so he was one person. JD was pretty fond of my saggy balls too. Oh.

Definitely didn't ask to know any of that.

[LeoYankee]

Definitely didn't ask to know any of that because me and Oak and Constanza have this unique holiday tradition of playing hide the pinecone. I usually win cause my bunghole opens like the Lincoln Tunnel.

Impressively disturbing.

[oak2455]

Impressively disturbing...I hate fcking hot girls in tight clothing....I like that hard salami..... I'm gay and proud !!!!..

Interesting

[LeoYankee]

Interesting that I can deep throat an entire wiffle ball bat, no?

Practice makes perfect.