New York Yankees Forum Off-Topic Thread VII: As Cool As Raul Edition

[oak2455]

No details needed......But can I tell you how I was in this circle jerk, lets just say I caught a mouth full..... delicious

wrong forum

[oak2455]

To each their own...I like a good hard stiff bone on my tongue... tasty treat

Leo this is a family forum come on

[jd25213]

Man, it's been a rough stretch for JD lately. Other than Oak returning, from the 13th to now it's been tough for JD with today's Swisher news being the worst, ugh

[LeoYankee]

Anyone see 60 Minutes tonight? They did a piece on Taylor Swift. What an impressive kid.

No manager. She is CEO of her own company. Made $120 million this year.

21 years old.

Good for her. Nice to see a squeaky clean role model for today's kids.

[jd25213]

Anyone see 60 Minutes tonight? They did a piece on Taylor Swift. What an impressive kid.

No manager. She is CEO of her own company. Made $120 million this year.

21 years old.

Good for her. Nice to see a squeaky clean role model for today's kids.

I would never date her though.

[LeoYankee]

I would never date her though because its obvious I have an affinity for hairy balls.

Dude....I was trying to tell a nice story.

[jd25213]

Dude....I was trying to tell a nice story about how I'm into doing dudes and you talk about how you only bang chicks. I can't believe that you would talk about your love life with women when the rest of us, RCS, Oak, Costanza, TY, YED, 1903, and Matty are into dudes.

Way too much info Leo.

[LeoYankee]

Way too much info Leo. I'd rather just keep to myself tonight. I bought this new ribbed version of the Anal Intruder. Should be a fun night.

Sorry. Enjoy!

[jd25213]

Sorry, I forgot that real men land chicks, gay guys like me never have fun. Enjoy the women buddy!

Thanks!

[LeoYankee]

Thanks to RC and the Canuck for the sexiest photos of two dudes covered in jizz that I ever saw!

The holidays are for special moments!

[jd25213]

The holidays are for special moments! My special friends, Yanksguy and 7Chuck7 sent me a blow up sex doll of this guy that I play with every night. Thanks guys, I named the doll Roger.

Wow, just wow.

[LeoYankee]

Wow, just wow! I just fit a whole zucchini up my rectum!.

Congrats, I guess.,.

[jd25213]

Congrats, and guess what, I just shoved a flag pole up my vag!!!

Leo, kids read these post.

[Rylinkus]

Got a call from a friend. Coworker died in a fire today. Super new guy to the company. But one of the nicest guys I've ever met, (No hyperbole). Work is going to suck come Wednesday.

[jd25213]

Got a call from a friend. Coworker died in a fire today. Super new guy to the company. But one of the nicest guys I've ever met, (No hyperbole). Work is going to suck come Wednesday.

Sorry to hear that man. Hard for the family since it's almost Christmas. R.I.P.