New York Yankees Forum Off-Topic Thread VII: As Cool As Raul Edition

[sauronthepower]

Let's see if HAL will be willing to break the bank on the hard and fast 189 rule and go out and procure a couple of extra strength bottles of Massengill.

[LeoYankee]

I bow to whoever the creator of the Alluring Anal Buttplug is. It's the best present I ever received!

At least your appreciative...

[LeoYankee]

You are welcome.

http://izismile.com/2012/12/21/a_boo...cs-of-the-year

[roy hobbs]

You are welcome.

http://izismile.com/2012/12/21/a_boo...cs-of-the-year

Pleasantly surprised coming from this thread.

[oak2455]

You are welcome.

http://izismile.com/2012/12/21/a_boo...cs-of-the-year

if I put that second one up I will be banned

[oak2455]

or any

[LeoYankee]

Wonderful buttocks.

[sauronthepower]

Wonderful buttocks on the cabana boy. Man those college kids really know how to schlep for tips

Schlep you say????????????

[LeoYankee]

Gay you say??????????? I am so incredibly gay that I actually make Justin Bieber look like a butch. Speaking of Butch....that was my first lover I sucked off in a biker bar. You guys never had biker schlong?

Can't say I have...

[sauronthepower]

Can't say I've tasted moose knuckle in a dogs age. I've been spoiled by pee pee.

Oh Leo. You poor, poor man.....

[TrueYankee]

Can't say I carry a big load. I'm only good for my money. Maybe I should look into surgery and get a fake penis.

Well, if you have the money. Go for it.

Oh Leo. You poor, poor man. I told you to be on top cause you know I have a bad back.

Two old men, sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First cums Leo
Then cums Saur
Then comes Oak
In a Mazda car

[sauronthepower]

Well, if you have the money. Go for it.



Two old men, sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First cums Leo
Then cums Saur
Then comes Oak
In a Mazda car

First cums Leo
Then cums TY
Then comes the garbage man
In a man meat pie

[oak2455]

Well, if you have the money. Go for it.



Two old men, sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First cums Me
Then cums Me
All because I'm fcking some old guy in his Mazda beep beep

See things stay the same weirdo

[RCSownsU]

Well, if you have the money. Go for it.



Two old men, sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First cums Leo
Then cums Saur
Then comes Oak
In a Mazda MIATA

Goes better

[sauronthepower]

Goes better

I used to pronounce it 'Sore' but after reading Tolkiens language appendices about 15 years ago it is indeed 'Sour.'