New York Yankees Forum Off-Topic Thread VII: As Cool As Raul Edition

[TrueYankee]

Leo, PSD is trying to get you to

A) Buy Prilosec

B) Get down and dirty with Larry the cable guy

Disturbing.

[Yankees 1903]

Leo, PSD is trying to get you to

A) Buy dildos

B) Get down and dirty with hot women

A is awesome but B is disturbing.

[TrueYankee]

I do not use Prilosec, but I do use vaginal creams. Hopefully PSD promotes those next.

Larry the cable guys wants you.

[Mr Costanza]

Larry, my uncle, has convinced me to give him a hand job.

Bottom line, I enjoyed myself

Family is important.

[LeoYankee]

So, I've often had this discussion amongst pals...

If you can have any celebrity's life, who would you be?

Our Top 5 were usually:

Hugh Hefner
Derek Jeter
Tiger Woods (before the scandal)
Justin Timberlake
George Clooney

The main factors that came up were $$$$$, well liked, good looking, plethora of hot chicks, respected .

Thoughts?

[jd25213]

So, I've often had this discussion amongst pals...

If you can have any celebrity's life, who would you be?

Our Top 5 were usually:

Hugh Hefner
Derek Jeter
Tiger Woods (before the scandal)
Justin Timberlake
George Clooney

The main factors that came up were $$$$$, well liked, good looking, plethora of hot chicks, respected .

Thoughts?

Even though I don't judge men on looks, since I'm straight, other names that might help.

Tom Brady, Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, JD, Richard Gere, Jay-Z, Alex Rodriguez (like what you did with Tiger), Diddy, and the Manning brothers.

All those men can also be said to what you are trying to say.

[Yankees 1903]

So, I've often had this discussion amongst pals...

If you can have any celebrity's life, who would you be?

Our Top 5 were usually:

Hugh Hefner
Derek Jeter
Tiger Woods (before the scandal)
Justin Timberlake
George Clooney

The main factors that came up were $$$$$, well liked, good looking, plethora of hot chicks, respected .

Thoughts?

Hefner: No. The women he is with are 60% plastic.
Jeter: Yes.
Woods: No. Bad rep that I wouldn't want and he has sex with skanks.
Timberlake: Woulden't be that bad.
Clooney: Yes.

I would rather be some billionaire who no one really knows about. Keep the spotlight off of me but I live the life and sleep with hot women on a daily basis.

[LeoYankee]

American Reunion. Funny flick. Lots of azz.

[LeoYankee]

What in the fk is with all these newbie threads about nothing lately?

I'd bet its one guy who we know likes to get him name out there.

[TrueYankee]

What in the fk is with all these newbie threads about nothing lately?

I'd bet its one guy who we know likes to get him name out there.

It is fking annyoing. I hate coming on here to see 20 threads about nothing. MODS CHECK THE FREAKIN IP ADDRESSES OR JUST BAN THESE PEOPLE FOR THE HELL OF IT.

[PACISLE]

It would have to be Hugh Hefner. And complaining about that 60% of the woman he sleeps with is BS. Just be honest, who wouldnt want a life where you live in a mansion, sleep with the hottest women who come to your place, wear a robe every day (and people accept that) and is flithy rich.

Side note, watched that 30 for 30 special on Bo Jackson. Ddnt know George wanted him and made an offer to him. Thought that was cool.

[Yankees 1903]

It would have to be Hugh Hefner. And complaining about that 60% of the woman he sleeps with is BS. Just be honest, who wouldnt want a life where you live in a mansion, sleep with the hottest women who come to your place, wear a robe every day (and people accept that) and is flithy rich.

Side note, watched that 30 for 30 special on Bo Jackson. Ddnt know George wanted him and made an offer to him. Thought that was cool.

His whole life is so artificial that it gets to the point that it is a turnoff. He probably barely can get it up at his age and supposedly does nothing but kiss and hug all his girlfriends instead of having wild sex.

Also his girlfriends or the ones he marries never end up being the hottest ones.

Jeter and Clooney have more money, younger, date hotter women, live a better life.

[PACISLE]

His whole life is so artificial that it gets to the point that it is a turnoff. He probably barely can get it up at his age and supposedly does nothing but kiss and hug all his girlfriends instead of having wild sex.

Also his girlfriends or the ones he marries never end up being the hottest ones.

Jeter and Clooney have more money, younger, date hotter women, live a better life.

But the question was which life you want to have now. Not, jump into Hughs old body now.

And Jeters and Clooneys money only goes as long as they work. Playboy mag is an icon. Hugh is not rich. He has wealth. Big difference.

[LeoYankee]

But the question was which life you want to have now. Not, jump into Hughs old body now.

And Jeters and Clooneys money only goes as long as they work. Playboy mag is an icon. Hugh is not rich. He has wealth. Big difference.

This.

[Yankees 1903]

But the question was which life you want to have now. Not, jump into Hughs old body now.

And Jeters and Clooneys money only goes as long as they work. Playboy mag is an icon. Hugh is not rich. He has wealth. Big difference.

Hugh's net worth is not close to what people actually think it is. Playboy has taken a dive in worth and Hef does not even own the Playboy mansion.