New York Yankees Forum Off-Topic Thread VII: As Cool As Raul Edition

[LeoYankee]

Finally got full clearance to resume unlimited working out.

I had a couple of cyst's removed from my spinal area. 6 months ago.

I gained like 15 lbs :cry:

P90x. Insanity.

Word.

[Yankees 1903]

I'm sending out a warning right now. If any of you bastards mess with any of my posts I'm going to destroy you.

[Yankees 1903]

I'm sending out a warning right now. If any of you bastards mess with any of my posts I'm going to destroy you.

Shut up loser!

[LeoYankee]

I'm sending out a warning right now. If any of you bastards mess with any of my posts I'm going to destroy you just like that hairless Guatemalan boy I ravaged anally.

Weirdo.

[Mr Costanza]

I'm sending out a warning right now. If any of you bastards mess with any of my posts I'm going to fist myself Canadian style

how exactly does it differ from the American version?

[jd25213]

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

[TrueYankee]

I'm sending out a warning right now. If any of you bastards mess with any of my posts I'm going to blow gay man in a public restroom.

Why does it matter what we do with our lives, influence yours?

[LeoYankee]

Wheeeeeeeeeee! I can't stop playing this this new anal bead lasso with RC !!! It tickles!

Early Xmas gift?

[TrueYankee]

Early Xmas gift for me was the Ballsticle. It prevents sag and gives them a refreshing look.

Technology these days is incredible.

[LeoYankee]

Technology these days is incredible. I can't believe they perfected the Sperminator. So, now I can blow myself, even though I only sport 2-3 inches. Extra protein never hurts!

Dude, just go buy some Met-RX.

[TrueYankee]

Dude, just go buy some Met-RX for me? I used the last of my money on vacations to mysterious islands filled with gays and trannies. Good times.

I was wondering why you always travel.

[LeoYankee]

I was wondering why you always travel. I can't seem to find anywhere that will accept me. I've been cursed with a micropenis and most men at rest stops don't have the funds to go away to a nice resort.

Not sure what one has to do with the other, to be honest.

[TrueYankee]

Not sure what one has to do with the other. To be honest, I need to start hitting up the retirement homes instead of the beaches, because college babes do not like old, perverted, and sexually disoriented men. However, rotten, smelly puhsies grandmothers would beg to differ.

They have a lot of retirement homes in the south. I'm sure you won't have a problem.

[Yankees 1903]

Weirdo.

how exactly does it differ from the American version?

Why does it matter what we do with our lives, influence yours?

Reported Reported Reported.

[Yankee Clipper]

Going to the Giants/Redskins game tonight. This was my friend's way of paying me back for the money he owed me when I bought his ticket for ALDS Game 1