So I came home yesterday from an afternoon in the city and my 8-year-old daughter was proud to report that she got a new app on her iTouch: Family Feud.

Then she told me she and her mommy were playing the game when the question came up, "Name a professional New York sports team. Since her daddy taught her well, she punched in "Mets."

But she was disappointed to find out it netted zero responses. So she asked me,

"Daddy, are the Mets a professional sports team?"

Feel free to insert your own punchline.