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At least it does for me. Although tip toeing into a dark room, turning the speakers all the way down and being forced to sneak a little one-man-hand-shake in real quick while the gals sleep in the other room, baby toys littered all around me, doesn't exactly help to fight self-disgust.
The female one-gal-hand-shake is more of an elegant dance with fun noises, great faces being made, and includes some of my favorite things in the whole wide world ending in a gorgeous climatic finale. The male version just ends in making a straining, ******** face and filth being emitted into whatever piece of disposable SOMETHING you were able to dig up as an attempt to control the mess you know you're about to create. An old sock...an undershirt that's shrunk too small...a page out of last month's ESPN Magazine...in your weakest of moments, an old fabric softener sheet that found it's way into your clean laundry. It's a shameful moment in a man's life that no other human being can witness and still uphold an equal amount of respect for them.
Male vs. Female Vinegar Strokes is no contest.
Sadly, with a 6-month old at home...isn't even time for it!
Most of what I say is exaggerated for humor, FYI.
Hahahahahahaha oh geez.straining, ******** face and filth being emitted
I guess I just donít see why there has to be shame? If you are knowingly tip toeing, then why not come prepared? Kleenex... lotion... satin boxers... Turn the corner and make it a favorable experience. I can understand that Rosie is not your favorite girl and that you prefer your wife, but Ms. Palm does know how you like it, she gets the job done just right and if needed in a timely fashion so you can drift off to that really good deep sleep
... and then the kids wake you yelling, crying and throwing toys early the next morning.
donno where to post this
Johnson - 6'5
Osgood - 6'5
Robiskie - 6'4
Durham - 6'6
Scheffler - 6'5
Heller - 6'6
Pettigrew - 6'6
Thomas - 5'8
i like that tho