Lions OTT #6: winning 2 straight baby

[driz]

I was up late working on some office stuff, too.

And by office stuff I of course mean waiting for my fiance to fall asleep to venture down into the office, huddle around the glow of my computer monitor rewinding back little 30-second preview clips of porn because I was too cheap and lazy to find something better to do my do.

Then becoming depressed when I realize it only took 3 rewinds of the entire clip to get the job done. Looking down at the disgusting filth I extracted from my body into a paper towel in the same room my daughter plays in.

Nothing makes me fall asleep quite like a healthy dose of shame and self-loathing.

[Lionsfanfromsac]

I was up late working on some office stuff, too.

And by office stuff I of course mean waiting for my fiance to fall asleep to venture down into the office, huddle around the glow of my computer monitor rewinding back little 30-second preview clips of porn because I was too cheap and lazy to find something better to do my do.

Then becoming depressed when I realize it only took 3 rewinds of the entire clip to get the job done. Looking down at the disgusting filth I extracted from my body into a paper towel in the same room my daughter plays in.

Nothing makes me fall asleep quite like a healthy dose of shame and self-loathing.

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[behnke2017]

[det32]

I was up late working on some office stuff, too.

And by office stuff I of course mean waiting for my fiance to fall asleep to venture down into the office, huddle around the glow of my computer monitor rewinding back little 30-second preview clips of porn because I was too cheap and lazy to find something better to do my do.

Then becoming depressed when I realize it only took 3 rewinds of the entire clip to get the job done. Looking down at the disgusting filth I extracted from my body into a paper towel in the same room my daughter plays in.

Nothing makes me fall asleep quite like a healthy dose of shame and self-loathing.

best post ever!!!

[Cub_StuckinSTL]

I wish I could sig that

[GuySir]

lmao you know there is plenty of free porn that isn't just a 30 second preview right?

[driz]

lmao you know there is plenty of free porn that isn't just a 30 second preview right?

Is there stuff where the women don't have nappy bushes and the money shot isn't pixelated???

[behnke2017]

If you're looking for sex videos a hamster can help you out

[ILoveMyLions]

I was up late working on some office stuff, too.

And by office stuff I of course mean waiting for my fiance to fall asleep to venture down into the office, huddle around the glow of my computer monitor rewinding back little 30-second preview clips of porn because I was too cheap and lazy to find something better to do my do.

Then becoming depressed when I realize it only took 3 rewinds of the entire clip to get the job done. Looking down at the disgusting filth I extracted from my body into a paper towel in the same room my daughter plays in.

Nothing makes me fall asleep quite like a healthy dose of shame and self-loathing.

I learn so much on this forum. Just started taking notes

[GuySir]

If you're looking for sex videos a hamster can help you out

lol well played

[ILoveMyLions]

EVERYTHING with you involves "banging"

Why would you provide a target?

[driz]

I learn so much on this forum. Just started taking notes

The shame and self-disgust that occurs between a man and his computer monitor is unparalleled. Do yourself a favor...if it's later at night, and your husband is quietly hanging out around a computer....walk very loudly and very slowly. Give the man plenty of time to become aware of your approach.

You don't want to witness what goes on in that horribly vulnerable and low, pathetic situation. You'll never look at him the same way again.

[driz]

If you're looking for sex videos a hamster can help you out

Hm...I've never ventured into the realm of the hamster. I usually just cycle through tweets from @****** (edited to avoid persecution). It limits your options a bit to what they've been kind enough to share recently. Sometimes I feel like too many possibilities really just clogs my brain at that inopportune time.

I need something basic, like the In-n-Out Burger menu. Give me the cheeseburger with fries, and let me get on with my life. I usually feel equally disgusted with myself after eating a cheeseburger, too.

[****ed in DET]

Wow...this thread went there.

[behnke2017]