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[Farsight]

The worse is when your playing a sport (such as baseball), and you REALLY HAVE TO GO... I experienced this a few times myself -.-

[dtmagnet]

I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.

[StayOnBoard]

I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.

No, you don't enjoy that?

This thread is epic, request for sticky lol.

Lawls, I said sticky....

[Krylian]

I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.

Drop some TP in before. It acts like a cushion and absorbs some of the impact...thus reducing splash.

[dtmagnet]

Drop some TP in before. It acts like a cushion and absorbs some of the impact...thus reducing slash.

Damn, good call!

[albertajaysfan]

I had to go in the woods once, just ripped the sleeves off my shirt.

If you ever notice someone with one sock they were just in the woods.

Or you can rip out a pocket. But that is annoying because then you have a useless hole instead of a pocket.

[R. Johnson#3]

When is the last time everyone **** their pants? Mine was 2 years ago right around this time of year.

[KidDraco]

I might as well change the thread name to "Talking shitt"

[Tmath]

I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.

I always put a couple plies of TP in the bowl first, it reduces the chance of splash back.

[bomber0104]

Worst thing for me is when i'm taking a dump at school and the washroom suddenly turns into a bus station

[H-MYK]

My friend was at a Walmart and he saw this old guy crapping his pants. I would've felt bad for him.

[Johann]

I hate it when after I have a huge gas-inducing/diarrhea-causing meal, every time I have to pass gas, I have to make sure it's not moist.

[Farsight]

Never pass gas when you are either squatting or using the leg press... -.-

[Dol-Fan]

My friend was at a Walmart and he saw this old guy crapping his pants. I would've felt bad for him.

I wish I could say "only at Walmart..."

but some old man ran into my girlfriend's work (Don Cherry's sports bar) a few months ago and tracked **** all over the ground as he pooped his pants through the lobby on his way to the bathroom......

[KidDraco]

I wish I could say "only at Walmart..."

but some old man ran into my girlfriend's work (Don Cherry's sports bar) a few months ago and tracked **** all over the ground as he pooped his pants through the lobby on his way to the bathroom......

I literally laughed out loud after reading this. Did he have to clean it?