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  1. #136
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    The worse is when your playing a sport (such as baseball), and you REALLY HAVE TO GO... I experienced this a few times myself -.-

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    I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmagnet View Post
    I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.


    No, you don't enjoy that?

    This thread is epic, request for sticky lol.

    Lawls, I said sticky....

    Gibbons reaction to the Adam Lind trade

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmagnet View Post
    I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.
    Drop some TP in before. It acts like a cushion and absorbs some of the impact...thus reducing splash.
    Last edited by Krylian; 11-28-2012 at 05:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krylian View Post
    Drop some TP in before. It acts like a cushion and absorbs some of the impact...thus reducing slash.
    Damn, good call!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkefied View Post
    I had to go in the woods once, just ripped the sleeves off my shirt.
    If you ever notice someone with one sock they were just in the woods.

    Or you can rip out a pocket. But that is annoying because then you have a useless hole instead of a pocket.

  7. #142
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    When is the last time everyone **** their pants? Mine was 2 years ago right around this time of year.

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    I might as well change the thread name to "Talking shitt"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtmagnet View Post
    I hate when you drop deuce and the water splashes right up your bunghole.
    I always put a couple plies of TP in the bowl first, it reduces the chance of splash back.

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    Worst thing for me is when i'm taking a dump at school and the washroom suddenly turns into a bus station

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    My friend was at a Walmart and he saw this old guy crapping his pants. I would've felt bad for him.

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    I hate it when after I have a huge gas-inducing/diarrhea-causing meal, every time I have to pass gas, I have to make sure it's not moist.

    And by the way, those pants, they belong to my dad.And they're not really pants,
    they're Lederhosen



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    Never pass gas when you are either squatting or using the leg press... -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by H-MYK View Post
    My friend was at a Walmart and he saw this old guy crapping his pants. I would've felt bad for him.
    I wish I could say "only at Walmart..."

    but some old man ran into my girlfriend's work (Don Cherry's sports bar) a few months ago and tracked **** all over the ground as he pooped his pants through the lobby on his way to the bathroom......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dol-Fan View Post
    I wish I could say "only at Walmart..."

    but some old man ran into my girlfriend's work (Don Cherry's sports bar) a few months ago and tracked **** all over the ground as he pooped his pants through the lobby on his way to the bathroom......
    I literally laughed out loud after reading this. Did he have to clean it?

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