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  1. #151
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    I think it was on the Seinfeld reunion episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jason Alexander apparently made a fortune on his App...the iToilet. It would find your location via GPS and then give you the best toilet alternatives in the area. I don't know if there's anything like this in real life, but I thought this was the greatest App ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KidDraco View Post
    I literally laughed out loud after reading this. Did he have to clean it?
    No, the kitchen staff and another server (not my girlfriend) cleaned it

    he - a 60+ year old man - ran out of the bar crying, with his head in his hands out of sheer embarrassment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krylian View Post
    Or when you're wiping your a ss and your fingers break through the paper...
    We can put a man on the moon but we can't....
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    Quote Originally Posted by R. Johnson#3 View Post
    When is the last time everyone **** their pants? Mine was 2 years ago right around this time of year.
    After reading this thread.

    You guys need help.

    Never knock one of my trade ideas again...never.
    I now know my audience a little better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billyen View Post
    After reading this thread.

    You guys need help.

    Never knock one of my trade ideas again...never.
    I now know my audience a little better.
    You didn't answer the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billyen View Post
    After reading this thread..
    That was a poopy answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dol-Fan View Post
    I wish I could say "only at Walmart..."

    but some old man ran into my girlfriend's work (Don Cherry's sports bar) a few months ago and tracked **** all over the ground as he pooped his pants through the lobby on his way to the bathroom......
    I'm not really a fan of Walmart, but I love hearing the stories of people who work and shop there.

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    RA Dickey on Jon Stewarts show tonight if anyone is interested. He's on comedy central right now but you can also watch on CTV at 12am. He's talking about longevity and the knuckleball. He also said it's tough hearing that he may have to leave and briefly mentions coming to Toronto, AMONG OTHER PLACES (don't want to get anyones hopes up).

    If your not a fan of stewart Dickey comes on right at the 20 min mark.
    Leaf fans at the start of every new season...



    We've been through tough times, man.

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    sorry forgot to mention he was there promoting a documentary about him and his knuckleball. Available on iTunes now, the preview looked pretty sweet.
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    We've been through tough times, man.

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    he also said he should be able to pitch until hes 70-80 years old
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    he also said he should be able to pitch until hes 70-80 years old
    did he forget to mention that, he was going to pitch sitting on a wheel chair?

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    The entire bottom of the 9th from 93 ws called by Tom Cheek

    http://soundcloud.com/bluejays-voice...heek-1993-game
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    2000th post.

    <acceptance speech>

    I like to thank my agent and the other members of the fourm for making this day a reality. If it wasn't for you "insightful" postings I wouldn't need to respond and correct so often.

    It all started when I was a little kid in a baseball field in London, Ont...The other kids...

    <Music starts>

    I really want to direct!
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    Actually laughed out loud. The fact that this fat hick I went to grade school with always used to wear that shirt (and different variations) and it would wrap tightly around his girthy midsection. His grandmother, with whom he lived due to his mother being a deadbeat, also wore the same shirt regularly.

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