It's stressful to have to do these, but it could be worse. I was once called on to give such a speech impromptu when the best man got lost for over an hour between the wedding site and the reception -- now there is some stress. I mostly made fun of the groom for being bald and paunchy compared to his hot wife. Everyone but him loved it, and I owed him one for putting me on the spot.
I'm going to list ALEC in credits as associate producer of creating horrifying things for us to talk about -John Oliver
People who think the least powerful members of society are responsible for most of its problems are deluded, at best.