How could you die happy/fangirling

[YanksFan4Life]

You aren't paying attention.


Learning guitar = doing lots of drugs. Do lots of drugs, get hipster skinny, get *****es like crazy.

Bonus *****es for tattoos and face piercings. They make you look extra sexy and "dangerous".

God, I'm glad I'm (largely) past the age where girls I date give a **** about that teenage ****. ****.

(I'm lying, it never goes away. I'm ****ing 30 and most of my age group, guys and girls, are immature ****ing airheads.)

[StarvingKnick22]

I have a full length conversation with Chris Paul, Zach Braff, and Kristen Stewart at the same time. /thread