I would pay A-Rods entire salary to make this trade work. I'd be inclined to throw in Cano too. But this would make zero sense on the Marlins side from a business view. The only brightside to this trade for Loria and Co. would be Arod and Cano are both latin players and the Marlins fanbase is widely Latin. But I doubt it even comes close to happening.
Glad you see the Latin marketing aspects. Thats why i was advocating a trade of Arod, Cano and Nova (all latin players) for Burehle and others. Could probably get Josh Johnson and Burehle for that. They could have sold that deal to their fans.