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    George W voted for Obama?

    From DailyCurrant.com
    Former U.S. president George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home.

    According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard.

    Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request.

    The embarrassing incident may have gone unnoticed if it weren't for a local newspaper reporter who happened to be voting in the next booth. Suzanna Everett, a politics correspondent for the Waco Times witnessed the entire ordeal and crafted a cunning scheme to make it public.

    Barred by ethics rules from using knowledge gained within a polling station, Everett waited for Bush to leave the facility and ambushed him with a trick question designed to fool him into revealing the news himself:

    "Mr. President Fox News is reporting that you've accidentally voted for Barack Obama. Would you care to comment?"

    Thinking that his mistake had already been found out, Bush sought to minimize the damage:

    "Yes unfortunately because of the incompetence of the folks who designed the ballot, my vote counted for the other guy," Bush responded. He then attempted to explain exactly how the mishap occurred:

    "First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks."
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    Meh

    Im sure hes not the only one it happened to
    Last edited by kingbrentg; 11-12-2012 at 09:46 AM.

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    absolutely hilarious. **** you, G-Dub.

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    Is this real?

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    mismaladjusted

    Holy.****ing.****.

    That's a pretty good article though.
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    I wanted to believe it... But it's not true...

    http://now.msn.com/report-that-bush-...dent-is-a-hoax

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    doh!
    Last edited by kingbrentg; 11-12-2012 at 09:46 AM.

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkiddvc20 View Post
    Is this real?
    No but I don't thing it would surprise anyone if it was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fingerbang View Post
    No but I don't thing it would surprise anyone if it was.
    The Bushisms made it seem realistic

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    "Accident"
    Even if he didn't do it on purpose it wouldnt matter! Its Texas, man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boozerguy47 View Post
    I wanted to believe it... But it's not true...

    http://now.msn.com/report-that-bush-...dent-is-a-hoax
    Obviously.


    How could anyone read through the story and actually think it was true?

    It is clearly satire.

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    lulz at the people who thought it was true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Six-8-TheWizard View Post
    The Bushisms made it seem realistic
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    I don't really have any sympathy for Bush or his supporters claiming about the poor design of ballots and how it may have changed the way someone voted to the opposite of how they intended to vote.
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