Pittsburgh Steelers Official Off-Topic Thread: Mark XIV Help! My kite blew away :(

[jrm2054]

Did it work?

[ichitownclowni]

Dick in a box? Please it always works you know that

[jrm2054]

Good Job chi

[hineswardfan]

Yeah but now you don't have a dick, it's in a box. And if it wasn't your dick in the box then you gay. You real gay.

[ichitownclowni]

LOL hines

But no, sadley I cant work up the nerve to tell her. Someone come beat me for it

[hineswardfan]

LOL hines

But no, sadley I cant work up the nerve to tell her. Someone come beat me for it

Bro there is literally zero reasons to hesitate. You're going to die in like 70 years, put things into perspective. The worst she can do is say no and even at that point it's not like you got shot good sir! You got this.

[ichitownclowni]

Bro there is literally zero reasons to hesitate. You're going to die in like 70 years, put things into perspective. The worst she can do is say no and even at that point it's not like you got shot good sir! You got this.

You are a motivater Hines its not that I dont want to but I just want to stay friends. Im afraid If I tell her she wont want to be friends if she dont feel the same way. To close to ruin it

[hineswardfan]

Also, Chi just be like don't take this the wrong way, babe, but in this box there is either 1 of the following 2 things. The first possibility is jewelry, and the second... my severed dick.

[ichitownclowni]

Also, Chi just be like don't take this the wrong way, babe, but in this box there is either 1 of the following 2 things. The first possibility is jewelry, and the second... my severed dick.

[N.E.PanthersFan]

You are a motivater Hines its not that I dont want to but I just want to stay friends. Im afraid If I tell her she wont want to be friends if she dont feel the same way. To close to ruin it

You gotta be CONFIDENT, man. Hines said it: "the worst she can do is say no". And WHY WOULD ANY CHICK SAY NO TO YOU?? YOU'RE THE MAN! She'd be CRAZY to say no.

That said, there are ways you can prepare her to not just say yes, but to be emphatic about it. Like I said before, if you're flirting with her and she's flirting back, you're pretty much already there. It really just comes down to what happens if it doesn't work out, and are you willing to accept that?

[jrm2054]

Hines doesn't understand dick in a box you don't cut it off you just put it in

[warfelg]

Chi....tell her anyways. Be a man.

[jrm2054]

I love dianna Agron

[jrm2054]

Work time

[JDM]

No, dick in a box literally means you cut your dick off and put it in a box. That way it shows the girl your dedication.