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    Man opens car door, everyone panics

    http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/a...news%7Ctext%7C


    really? All he did was open his door! does this mean I cant be out in public without being accused of being some sicko?

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    Good ol' America.

    The best is when you have a beard and parents freak out.

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    Stranger danger!!


    Dodger Bobble Family 2.0

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    so he didnt have candy?

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    How is that even a news story?

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    Ees a bong, not a bomb.

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    Are you being serious? Would you put your kid in that situation?

    I'd also tell my kid to get the hell out of there if something like that happened.
    In reference to an exhibition game hosted by Under Armour in which Will Barton scored 72 points:

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    I'm more impressed by the fact that they were able to play long enough so he could score that much. These games are usually ended prematurely by fans stampeding the court in a crazeafter an obvious infringement of rules was passed off as a legitimate move, all the while making hand gestures and proclaiming "Game Over! Don't do 'em like that! Aw!"

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    it was probably his dad


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    Not going to read your posts or respond to them because judging by your sig you are a clueless nutjob. That girl is a 7/10 and you probably think shes a 10. Which means IRL you must be a 5/10 and sorry no offense bro but I don't talk to 5/10s or below, and by bro I mean never my bro.
    CousinsEvansDUO doesn't think i'm hot..

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    how is this news? sheesh.

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    Mother=Idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dmac View Post
    How is that even a news story?
    It's Poughkeepsie, NY. Local news services don't have much to report on a daily basis.\

    Quote Originally Posted by Hustla23 View Post
    Are you being serious? Would you put your kid in that situation?

    I'd also tell my kid to get the hell out of there if something like that happened.
    Similar thing happened to me in 1970 when I was 8. I was walking down the street when a VW bug stopped next to me and opened the door. I ran like hell. Hippies still scare the crap out of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dugmet View Post
    It's Poughkeepsie, NY. Local news services don't have much to report on a daily basis.\



    Similar thing happened to me in 1970 when I was 8. I was walking down the street when a VW bug stopped next to me and opened the door. I ran like hell. Hippies still scare the crap out of me.
    damn, you old.

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    not thread worthy...

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    We live in a culture of perpetual fear of all things unknown, so unfortunately ridiculous stories like this happen across the country where people become scared and contact the authorities over nothing.

    Just today in my area there was a story about a kid having the cops called on him b/c he was parked on a street in a residential area after getting lost. Last year I remember a story of somebody calling the cops and a bomb squad being brought in after somebody left a dirty diaper outside at a showing of this house.
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    This is the fear state...

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