Offseason Off-Topic Thread

[CubbieSteve]

I have three bandaids on three separate fingers. Do girls find that attractive?

Are they Spiderman ones?

[Diehdcubsfan2]

Are they Spiderman ones?

No should I get some though? Would that make a difference? And welcome to the party Steve. Just don't post porn.

[Cub_StuckinSTL]

My fantasy team reaped the benefits of his services as well. I won 156-84. Give me the championship belt *****.

No one cares bc you're a baby. Won mine today 200 bones mother ****ers

He's really turned into the player we thought he was.

Thank god New York lost. Still in the hunt!

Bears still alive!

I was trying to FB creep on my bartender yesterday. My golly she was attractive. She was in to me... But probably not. Sadly no luck in my search. I guess I'll just have to show up every day until I see her again. It's not creepy if it's persistent. She'll appreciate my dedication.

Stick it in her ***

My god I am ****ing bored as ****ing ****.

So I have a 3 day weekend from work and it's only day 1 and seriously I am going to pull my hair out.

I actually think I have a great idea though. Might go up to Winnetka to go and see the Home Alone house tonight as a sort of Xmas/Bucket list type thing.

Then go and get loaded at a bar with the fun people who drink on sundays.

Yeah I have a week in which I'm going to be so bored I brought my work laptop

There are literally 15 different bars in downtown Naperville but ALL of them are packed on nights like these. You could go to a hole in a wall and it will still be packed.

It's the second busiest bar night of the year since everyone is home for Christmas.

No one likes you

I'm picky when it comes to girls so she's probably not my type.

Can't smoke
No kids
Can't be chubby
Can't be over 6 feet tall. I don't want a Sasquatch.

Does she qualify?

Lol like Croce has standards

I need to drop about 15 pounds to get to where I want. I have 2 weddings in back to back weeks in early May. Best man in 1 and groomsmen in another. So that should be enough motivation....but it isn't.

You don't have friends

Over 1000 posts

Do your job

[croce_99]

Who the hell invited the stlouis guy?

[northsider]

Annnnnnddd I am back.

Soup and crackers it is.

Also bought some pistachios.

[Diehdcubsfan2]

****, I should go to bed. I have to get up in less than five hours.

[northsider]

Feel kind of bogus now. I don't want to ditch my gf but, a couple HS buddies are having a 30pk beer bong night.

Almost hard to pass up.

[northsider]

Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you.

[croce_99]

Feel kind of bogus now. I don't want to ditch my gf but, a couple HS buddies are having a 30pk beer bong night.

Almost hard to pass up.

You're on PSD....i think you already ditched her a couple hours ago.

Tell her I said hi.

[Diehdcubsfan2]

Feel kind of bogus now. I don't want to ditch my gf but, a couple HS buddies are having a 30pk beer bong night.

Almost hard to pass up.

Two things.

1. Ditch your GF? You've been on here for the last four hours.

2. Its past midnight and your going to start drinking heavily now. That's impressive.

[northsider]

You're on PSD....i think you already ditched her a couple hours ago.

Tell her I said hi.

Two things.

1. Ditch your GF? You've been on here for the last four hours.

2. Its past midnight and your going to start drinking heavily now. That's impressive.

Well she just took me to go get some food and she had to pick up birth control.

Now we are together and she wants to watch xmas movies.

BTW literally 95% of the time I am posting I am laying in bed next to her while she watches terrible reality shoes on the DVR.

We call it bonding. Every once in a while she asks if I am going to get off my laptop and I ask if she will shut off Real Whores of Who Gives ****.

[croce_99]

Have her post on here. Cubsgirl2 isn't taken.

[northsider]

And ya it's late to start drinking but, when you ain't got **** to do tomorrow who cares.

[Diehdcubsfan2]

Have her post on here. Cubsgirl2 isn't taken.

Yes please

And ya it's late to start drinking but, when you ain't got **** to do tomorrow who cares.

True. Birth Control though? We need a Northsider Jr.

[northsider]

Have her post on here. Cubsgirl2 isn't taken.

She likes the Bulls that's about it. She also likes the Cubs and Bears but, literally ask her who the starting QB is and she will answer "Kristen Cavallari's boyfriend".