I'm in an argument with this chick right now, but I think it's hilarious.
We were **** buddies last spring, then she went to Cali for the summer. Apparently she wanted to be more than **** buddies, because she would text me all the time and I would rarely answer. She comes back to Boston in September, we hook up a couple times, and then she texts me that she likes me too much to keep doing what we're doing. I said I don't want a relationship so... bye.
We work together so we saw each other a lot. We actually worked together the day after she said that for a few hours, just us on shift. That was awkward. But we were getting along fine, and I told her we should **** again. We were going to... but then I ignored her texts and smoked with friends instead.
I finally said sorry, we should still hook up though. Now she's cussing me out.
My favorite part! "The part that annoys me most is we were fine and friends again and you had to do this and just remind me how much you ****ing suck."