"You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do."
FoC doesn't know from the SmartPhone. What?
He's using a messenger pigeon to send his posts to me. I then enter them under his account.
For those interested, his password is "The Blue Oyster Bar".
Don't worry. He's got this.
Actually, my smartphone is a blackberry which is useless for 90 percent of the internet. I want to upgrade to an iPhone but my wife keeps stealing my upgrade.
Thankfully the library in town was open with full wi fi access so I was sending from there. Now I'm in my parents' house.
But yeah, this sucks.
"Gods always behave like the people who make them."