Off Topic Thread - One more shot

[Paulie6986]

No need to thank someone for accepting an honor.

But thanks anyway,

Well-deserved jomo.....

[Paulie6986]

Well ****, I have to write a 3-4 page essay for GYM. What the hell.

And Jomota, you were in the military? That's awesome. I salute thee!

What the hell is an essay on gym????

[Claymation]

LOL that blows. I take 5 question tests that go:

1. Football is played with a volleyball - True or False
2. Football begins with the letter F - True or False
3. When a team scores, the other team losses a player - True or False
4. The professional football league is the MLB - True or False
5. The group of players who play offense is called 'the defense' - True or False

BONUS - If it is a Saturday and the win is blowing northeast at a speed of 12.1 mph, how do you spell 'football'?

In dodgeball, when you catch a ball doesn't the thrower leave the game.

[YoungStuna]

Yes.

[MetsFanatic19]

In dodgeball, when you catch a ball doesn't the thrower leave the game.

Yeah, but we can no longer play Dodgeball because of the one group of kids, even at ages 16, 17, and 18, with zero coordination can't defend themselves and the moment they get hit, they cry to their mom who then threatens to sue the school.

The world's gone soft.

[MetsFanatic19]

My problem is that the brainiac who can't play sports or perform any type of physical activity gets a 100 in gym just for dressing in gym clothes, but the jock who puts in effort, and is naturally an athlete, gets the same grade, but meanwhile in science, the other kid gets a 100 because he's naturally good at it but the jock, who isn't and struggles with it, fails. If it were like gym class, the one kid should just bring a notebook and pencil and he gets an A.

BTW, I'm a lot of both (nerd and jock), so I'm just saying in general.

Whelp, that's my rant for the day. Back to the Mets...

[Claymation]

My problem is that the brainiac who can't play sports or perform any type of physical activity gets a 100 in gym just for dressing in gym clothes, but the jock who puts in effort, and is naturally an athlete, gets the same grade, but meanwhile in science, the other kid gets a 100 because he's naturally good at it but the jock, who isn't and struggles with it, fails. If it were like gym class, the one kid should just bring a notebook and pencil and he gets an A.

BTW, I'm a lot of both (nerd and jock), so I'm just saying in general.

Whelp, that's my rant for the day. Back to the Mets...

So what grade do you get? a 50?

[MetsFanatic19]

Lol. I'm a straight A, for the most part , and I play baseball and basketball. It's pretty much impossible to fail gym class in these days. I don't really go all out, for the most part, and don't care at if I win or lose, but some people do which is ridiculous, but I try hard enough to break a little sweat and play somewhat competitively with my buddies.

The thing is, you can't really do anything though because you're playing against some pot smoking emo kid wearing skinny jeans and if you try even the slightest bit, you feel like an ***.

Sometimes, if I'm in the mood, I'd go all out and act like a dick. Like in the soccer unit, my friends and I would all do this after we scored: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTiiAtLXnE , without the sports bra, of course

[Harry777]

Lol. I'm a straight A, for the most part , and I play baseball and basketball. It's pretty much impossible to fail gym class in these days. I don't really go all out, for the most part, and don't care at if I win or lose, but some people do which is ridiculous, but I try hard enough to break a little sweat and play somewhat competitively with my buddies.

The thing is, you can't really do anything though because you're playing against some pot smoking emo kid wearing skinny jeans and if you try even the slightest bit, you feel like an ***.

Sometimes, if I'm in the mood, I'd go all out and act like a dick. Like in the soccer unit, my friends and I would all do this after we scored: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTiiAtLXnE , without the sports bra, of course

I be rockin dat 3.8 GPA...also I'm not a gangster (Jewish!) I have my seating audition for my orchestra, really hope I get 1st chair

[MetsFanatic19]

I quit band after 8th grade. I was first chair baritone, but I just didn't want to deal with it anymore. I have too many things that I find more important going on - I found it just too stressful for something that I wouldn't be doing once I graduated. I HATED memorizing all of the scales.

[metswon69]

I always thought Chuck would be a better QB than he was a reliever....

Might as well Chuck at this point.

The Jets season is essentially over if they don't find a way to beat St. Louis and New England in the next couple of weeks.

[GottaBelieve]

Why are people comparing their gym grades?

WTF?

America's youth needs to reassess things.

[YoungStuna]

Lol all you have to do is show up and partcipate a lil to get a good grade in gym

[MetsFanatic19]

We actually have to take a final for it on the end of the year and there have been people who failed, which is hilarious.

[metswon69]

I posted a thread about the Wilpons destitute ******** in the MLB forum.

Just wondering what some of your guys take on it was.