Ian's Official 20k Post Party Time.

[A.Mopp]

Alright, I need some help from all of you old ****ers.

Tomorrow is my 21st birthday and I'm going to Vegas for the weekend. Tell me where to go and what to do. I'm going with my best friend and two females.

Gracias.

Ecstasy

[drew_ellis_23]

Manti Te'o said Lance Armstrong tried to send him some roses for taking all the heat off of him this week, but they died on the way to his house.

Thats hilarious. I am going to have to share that LMAO.

[CamraMaan]

Huh.... what to do in Vegas... I don't know man, its a pretty boring place.





But in all seriousness, there are probably 2,000 bars in Vegas... try to hit up as many of them as you can? So long as you find you can get some free drinks, of course. If you can't get free drinks because its your birthday, then I wouldn't sweat it... you'll find plenty of places to drink and have fun. The last time I went there I was with a bunch of cooks/chefs, so we went to one of the elite restaurants one night, suits and ties, the whole shabang... then went to a cigar lounge to chill out and drink some fine whiskey and sherry... expensive night overall, but its something you can't do much anywhere else, like you can do it in Vegas. Admittedly that was an "early" night (maybe in bed by 2am)... the next day we were drinking at 10am, **** faced by 4-6pm, and all I know about the rest of the night are from stories from my friends... tried to fight Darth Vader in front of the Bellagio, using his own light-saber. He wasn't so pleased. I told my best friend (the groom of this bachelor party trip) that if he jumped into the fountain in front of us that I would too... before he could respond I pushed him in and jumped in afterwards... ruined my shoes, my belt, and most importantly my phone. Later we went to the Spearmint Rhino (most classic strip club in Vegas) and I was still wet... strippers would ask me why I was drenched, and I barely remember looking at myself like... wait, I'm wet??? Fun night for sure! Or so I hear.

Oh yeah, go find a CVC when you get into town, and stock up on liquor to sneak into your room for your stay in Vegas... and you have to sneak it up, they'll stop you in the lobby if they know you have liquor. But it helps the pre-funk stay cheap.

[Boozerguy47]

Huh.... what to do in Vegas... I don't know man, its a pretty boring place.





But in all seriousness, there are probably 2,000 bars in Vegas... try to hit up as many of them as you can? So long as you find you can get some free drinks, of course. If you can't get free drinks because its your birthday, then I wouldn't sweat it... you'll find plenty of places to drink and have fun. The last time I went there I was with a bunch of cooks/chefs, so we went to one of the elite restaurants one night, suits and ties, the whole shabang... then went to a cigar lounge to chill out and drink some fine whiskey and sherry... expensive night overall, but its something you can't do much anywhere else, like you can do it in Vegas. Admittedly that was an "early" night (maybe in bed by 2am)... the next day we were drinking at 10am, **** faced by 4-6pm, and all I know about the rest of the night are from stories from my friends... tried to fight Darth Vader in front of the Bellagio, using his own light-saber. He wasn't so pleased. I told my best friend (the groom of this bachelor party trip) that if he jumped into the fountain in front of us that I would too... before he could respond I pushed him in and jumped in afterwards... ruined my shoes, my belt, and most importantly my phone. Later we went to the Spearmint Rhino (most classic strip club in Vegas) and I was still wet... strippers would ask me why I was drenched, and I barely remember looking at myself like... wait, I'm wet??? Fun night for sure! Or so I hear.

Oh yeah, go find a CVC when you get into town, and stock up on liquor to sneak into your room for your stay in Vegas... and you have to sneak it up, they'll stop you in the lobby if they know you have liquor. But it helps the pre-funk stay cheap.

I've heard many stories relating to that place haha... If I ever get the money and am down there I may have to stop by.

[CamraMaan]

I've heard many stories relating to that place haha... If I ever get the money and am down there I may have to stop by.

My best friend, the bachelor on that trip, he disappeared for about a half hour in there... we had no idea where he was. He told us he had a super long dance... and mind you this was two and a half years ago... he finally told me he got a BJ in there. My best friend... it took him that long to finally fess up. I knew it wasn't a ****ing lap dance... I was drunk, but I'm no idiot. And I didn't even like his wife... of all people why would I tattle??? Of course he's divorced from her and married again... so no worries on telling me now. That dude has issues with women tho... obviously.

[CamraMaan]

Wow, as simple as it was, I think I came up with my biggest Cougar burn of the year (including last year)... for the background, one of my friends is a cougar and has a picture of him shooting a rifle out in the woods on FB. I comment by saying its "shooting cougars", but not to mean its a cougar shooting... rather a Husky has him in his sights. He responds by saying he took out Callier's knee, and hit Price a few times.... and then... "Whats funny is I don't even know the names of any cougar football players... but then why should I...?"

Game. Set. Match.

[Iansnightout]

Alright, I need some help from all of you old ****ers.

Tomorrow is my 21st birthday and I'm going to Vegas for the weekend. Tell me where to go and what to do. I'm going with my best friend and two females.

Gracias.

I've actually never been to Vegas. Not much of a gambler.

But...

Brodie was totally right. Free booze = me spilling bodily fluids all over the place.

[Punkindrublic03]

play roulette and put it all down on 23 red and you guaranteed to win $$$$

works 60% of the time every time.

[FWBrodie]

Willy, you have to cover all the threes if you want to win every time most of the time.

[Iansnightout]

CM, thanks for the life story of your buddy with women problems.

[Seattle4Ever]

CM always coming with the novels.

[FWBrodie]

Man, I wonder what it would look like if somebody handed me a book with every PSD post I've ever made in it. I first started on PSD arguing with some Marlins fan for like a week straight. Don't even remember what about, but I was hooked.

[MattColby]

Anybody hitting up fanfest?

[jej]

Nah. I did last year (year before?). Its turned into a kiddy place. Or maybe it always was and I didnt notice cause I was a kid.

[Seattle4Ever]

I'm going