Scott Hairston should be converted to a catcher.
Either that or they can convert him to Orthodox Judaism.
Or maybe a catalytic converter.
Ok, I really hope we get our electricity back soon.
"Mr. Martin Tanner, Baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his Town Hall debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately his presentation was not up to contemporary professional standards. His voice lacks the range of tonal color necessary to make it consistently interesting. Full time consideration of another endeavor might be in order."