Hunter Pence's speech

[Leandres_sf]

And OMG! I just realized I was so close to ODP. I was just across the street (on the side of the street as him). I could've shaken his hand and his knowledge could've been past onto me. DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

So close, yet so far away.

[Over Da Pence]

I realized guys why I love Hunter Pence so much. Today I was at an ice cream parlor on 9th ave, near Irving St and Nan King Restaurant. And this shop had all these super hero collectibles. So I asked the blonde lady working there what kind of theme this is. She laughed and told me quirky. Not knowing what that word mean, I said OHH.

I came back home later today and was looking up things to do in San Francisco and saw some cool things. There are a lot of different stairs and views and it said something about this or that being one of the many quirky things to do in San Francisco.

So then I realized that the world quirky came up twice today. I looked it up and found out that it means different, strange, but in a good way. I thought to myself, Ohh.... That's what it is about Pence that I love. Yes he is different. But not in a retarded way or a gay way or a boring way or an unattractive way. I just love the way he plays. Breaks the bat 3 times and gets 3 rbis. Makes the one handed catch. Makes the pre game speeches. Drives to the park in the scooter. The wide eyes. The hockey stick warm up swings, the baby warm up throws. Everything he does is just so different. In a cool way though. Just fricking LOVE Him!!!!! I mean he's not your typical player. You see, in this game we need guys that can entertain! Who cares 20 years from now that he didn't hit 300 in the last few weeks (but drove in just 104 runs) but it's what he does that makes him an Entertainer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw Pence loves to listen to Katie Perry!!!!!! Thata boy PENCE BOY!!!!!!!!!!

[5pointer]

[OptiskeptSF]

I realized guys why I love Hunter Pence so much. Today I was at an ice cream parlor on 9th ave, near Irving St and Nan King Restaurant. And this shop had all these super hero collectibles. So I asked the blonde lady working there what kind of theme this is. She laughed and told me quirky. Not knowing what that word mean, I said OHH.

I came back home later today and was looking up things to do in San Francisco and saw some cool things. There are a lot of different stairs and views and it said something about this or that being one of the many quirky things to do in San Francisco.

So then I realized that the world quirky came up twice today. I looked it up and found out that it means different, strange, but in a good way. I thought to myself, Ohh.... That's what it is about Pence that I love. Yes he is different. But not in a retarded way or a gay way or a boring way or an unattractive way. I just love the way he plays. Breaks the bat 3 times and gets 3 rbis. Makes the one handed catch. Makes the pre game speeches. Drives to the park in the scooter. The wide eyes. The hockey stick warm up swings, the baby warm up throws. Everything he does is just so different. In a cool way though. Just fricking LOVE Him!!!!! I mean he's not your typical player. You see, in this game we need guys that can entertain! Who cares 20 years from now that he didn't hit 300 in the last few weeks (but drove in just 104 runs) but it's what he does that makes him an Entertainer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw Pence loves to listen to Katie Perry!!!!!! Thata boy PENCE BOY!!!!!!!!!!

You're a very quirky kid and not in a good way. I wish I could unread this post.

[spliff(TONE)]

True.

[SFrush90]

I realized guys why I love Hunter Pence so much. Today I was at an ice cream parlor on 9th ave, near Irving St and Nan King Restaurant. And this shop had all these super hero collectibles. So I asked the blonde lady working there what kind of theme this is. She laughed and told me quirky. Not knowing what that word mean, I said OHH.

I came back home later today and was looking up things to do in San Francisco and saw some cool things. There are a lot of different stairs and views and it said something about this or that being one of the many quirky things to do in San Francisco.

So then I realized that the world quirky came up twice today. I looked it up and found out that it means different, strange, but in a good way. I thought to myself, Ohh.... That's what it is about Pence that I love. Yes he is different. But not in a retarded way or a gay way or a boring way or an unattractive way. I just love the way he plays. Breaks the bat 3 times and gets 3 rbis. Makes the one handed catch. Makes the pre game speeches. Drives to the park in the scooter. The wide eyes. The hockey stick warm up swings, the baby warm up throws. Everything he does is just so different. In a cool way though. Just fricking LOVE Him!!!!! I mean he's not your typical player. You see, in this game we need guys that can entertain! Who cares 20 years from now that he didn't hit 300 in the last few weeks (but drove in just 104 runs) but it's what he does that makes him an Entertainer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw Pence loves to listen to Katie Perry!!!!!! Thata boy PENCE BOY!!!!!!!!!!

But he had only 2 RBI in the 3 bat hit at bat.

[Greedy22]

Well, my eyes hurt now.

[sf1giantfan]

[spliff(TONE)]

We need ZitoAce.

[SFrush90]

It comes so naturally to ZitoAce. ODP tries too hard. Pity.

[Greedy22]

Where is ZitoAce? I miss that guy.

[spliff(TONE)]

He is known to disappear for long stretches of time....and sometimes drops off the map completely only to return under a different name.

[Greedy22]

Was he expitcher?

[spliff(TONE)]

I would 100% assume so.

[Greedy22]

They both need to make an appearance.