On an imaginary world called Fightworld where no one has any advantages, 2 teams battle it out for supremacy. Who wins?
THE BLUE WAFFLE ALLIANCE
MOCHALMAN & ZAUNNIE
Coach/leader - Darkseid
Alien/God/Robot - Loki
Powered human - Black Adam
Woman - Enchantress
Mutant - Uriel Worthington
Non-powered human - Scarecrow
Flex (Alien/God/Robot) - Amazo
Flex (Mutant) - Selene
Flex (Powered Human) - Count Nefaria
Flex (Alien/God/Robot #2) - Mongol
Flex (Powered Human #2) - Solomon Grundy
Originally Posted by MochalmanDisclaimer: First half of the the write-up has been copied and pasted because we can. BWA.
One of the Loki’s abilities is he can grant and boost the powers of his fellow teammates through sorcery and his Norn Stones; so guess what mother****ers, our physically weakest member, Scarecrow, isn’t weak anymore and gets superhuman durability and any other powers that he wants. All of the other BWA members will get a boost too, so they’ll be even more powerful while getting an immunity to Scarecrow’s fear gas, Uriel’s chronomancing and any leeches from the other team. In addition, glorious leader Darkseid will lead and control the team through the Omega Effect, so everyone will be in sync and won’t deal with any chemistry issues.
Have you ever played Minesweeper on hard difficulty? It’s a *****. Now combine that with Pac-Man but instead with invincible ghosts chasing you. That’s an even bigger *****.
Now what does this have to do with this matchup? Well, that’s just exactly what Quinnsanity will be dealing with. Darkseid’s omega beams will be littering the field, ALONG with an augmented Scarecrow who’ll scatter his fear gas all over the field, ALONG with Uriel scattering pockets of accelerated time that’ll age your ***** *** to dust, ALONG with Selene using her psychokinetic power to warp the battlefield into whatever shape she desires, ALONG with Loki and Enchantress who’ll scatter illusions on the battlefield. And that’s if Darkseid’s and Selene’s telepathy don’t get to you first.
Now, you think that’s easy to avoid if you’re smart, right? WRONG. Try avoiding this minefield with Black Adam speed blitzing your ***, Amazo gunning you down with all his powers, Uriel chasing you while laying his traps, and Nefaria, Mongul and Grundy going after anyone else. None of these guys have any real glaring weaknesses, and any weaknesses that they have, will be rendered moot through Loki beefing them up.Originally Posted by ZaunnieVs. Team Evil…erm…Team Good Turned Evil….no wait its Team Evil turned Evil. **** it….
*Vs. PSK and aNYer**
This team is based around two iconic mutants, Magneto and Professor X, who are often seen as the Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X of mutantkind. But one thing to remember about MLK and Malcolm X is that they’re dead. Just like Team Evil’s hopes.*
Magneto cannot defend himself against magic, and we shall sick Loki on him. As Darkseid said in the ****** cross over, "Mutants may be a step above mortals, but they are leagues below gods." Loki can use his magic to defend himself against Magneto’s attacks, but Magneto can’t fend of Loki’s magic. One snap of his fingers and Magneto turns into a tin can.*
Professor X is a strong telepath, but he is not a fighter. This puts them at a disadvantage as even though his telepathy would be able to keep his team in sync (but not being able to do anything about BWA because Darkseid’s powers), he is a cripple. One less fighter for them is an advantage for BWA because we can then double team ****ers. One common plot device for Xavier is that he is always finding new ways to die. He has died more times than Jean Grey in ways that include: being shot in the head, being scorched by a cosmic firebird, being killed by his own X-Men, his son, the list goes on. Any one of our guys can and will Xavier through magic or speed blitzes.*
Storm and Ms. Marvel are two powerful and sexy ladies; However Storm a fear of tight spaces; aka claustrophobia. This has made her completely useless several times over the years. You know who we have that has a PhD on fear? Scarecrow. And our Scarecrow isn’t any normal Scarecrow, this is a magic beefed up Scarecrow, which means getting close to Storm and giving her some fear gas to the face will be no problem at all. Storm down. Ms. Marvel can absorb energy, but it was shown in Ms. Marvel #37 that if she absorbs too much energy, she won’t be able to handle it and she will kerplode. So if our Omega beams or traps or speed blitzes don’t get her, just overwhelm her nicely sculpted ***.
PSK and aNYer have Hawkeye. He has a bow and arrows. Hawkeye isn’t even that smart either as his hotheadedness is what gets him into trouble 80% of the time (the other 20% is because of his penis). So you don’t even get an intellectual equivalent of Oliver Queen. You get an idiot with a bow. And facing the BWA that will lead to a quick death.
Dr. Fate is a strong magic user, but one of his weaknesses is that he is unable to counteract spells that have already been cast and in effect and without the helm of Nabu, Dr. Fate is useless. So we will get Enchantress to whore herself out and seduce him (she likes doing that), as nobody, not even Thor and his mighty hammer (I’m not talking about Mjolnir) can resist her sexuality. And when Fate is reeled in, helmet comes off because how else are you going to kiss Enchantress, and Fate will be vulnerable for the kill. *
We will have Amazo fight Blue Marvel because he will then have all of Blue Marvel’s powers in addition to all of BWA’s and the Justice League’s. So if PSK and aNYer think that Blue Marvel will be a force in this fight, he won’t be able to do so if he’s fighting against his own powers + everybody else’s powers. Blue Marvel neutralized. Drax is another big gun, but really, how can he get past Uriel’s time pocket traps + wing projectiles + Asgardian axe that will slice his ***** *** up.*
BIzarro is one stupid ****. And presumably their game plan involves having Xavier mind control him so we can’t do so. However with Xavier out of the picture early on, BWA will Omega Effect Bizarro so he’ll turn on his own mates and it’ll be a two man advantage for BWA in this fight. And Meggan is strong but she has next to no mental shields; without Xavier, Selene can psychic vampire her *** and mind control her, or kill her. Whatevever she wants really.*
Last but not least we have Orion, Darkseid’s son. He may have the physiology of a new god and be a good fighter, but he has none of the perks of the Omega Effect. And really, BWA hasn’t even mentioned Black Adam, or Count Nefaria, or Grundy or Mongul. Orion has nowhere to run, and BWA is here to **** **** up.
For a description of BWA's characters/powers, check out their clubhouse:
Team Evil turned Good
Non-powered human- Hawkeye
Powered human: Dr. Fate
Coach/leader: Professor X
Heroine- Ms. Marvel (Powered Human)
Flex- Storm (Mutant)
Flex- Blue Marvel (Powered Human)
Flex- Bizarro (Alien)
Flex- Drax the Destroyer (Alien)
Flex- Meggan Puceanu (mutant)
Originally Posted by PatsSoxKnicksCongratulations to BWA on advancing to the Conference Finals. We look forward to the rematch of last year's Finals.
First, if you're curious about our characters powers, here is a link to our clubhouse:
Prep Work: While Prof X is not much for a fighting he will go into the battle protected by Magneto and combined with his own shields there isn't a thing in this game that can touch him going in. Heck, he could even bring cerebro with him and amplify his powers even more. As it is something that already exists, and Prof X knows he is going into a battle there is no reason he wouldn't be able to bring it. While we will not rely on this it is important enough to mention. In addition, if need be, we will have created a bunker for Prof X that he can go too to protect his physical body if needed. Fate could teleport him there.
In that same vein, Magneto could just alter the electrons in people’s bodies and instakill almost everyone in the game. He has a huge variety of these powers that he has demonstrated that we won't use purely based on the fact that it would be too cheap and end fights instantly like when he became one with the entire electric field in the whole world. What we absolutely will do is have Storm Amp Magneto's strength. She once did this by accident. On the same team she can absolutely do it again. So we will be having an even more powerful Magneto than usual.
In regards to Bizarro, I’m sure that BWA will bring up the fact that he’s really stupid. Well, we have multiple ways to counter that. First Dr. Fate possesses the powers of telepathy and illusion casting, so we will cast a spell on Bizarro to make sure he doesn’t switch teams and fights only for our team or only wants to fight the opponents. Secondly, we will have Prof X controlling Bizarro using his vast telepathy powers. In addition, Dr. Fate could control Bizarro if Prof X needs to focus on something else. Simply put, we have MANY ways of controlling Bizarro. And with Prof X putting his mind in Bizarro’s body, the possibilities are endless. Bizarro’s powers are comparable to Superman and we now have a way to use his capabilities to the fullest.
Finally, Prof X can also keep all the members of our team in constant telepathic contact with each other. Everyone on our team will be on the same page. He can also advise on the battlefield and let the brilliant mind of Magneto who is an expert strategist/tactician do his work.
One of the first things Team Evil turned Good will want to deal with is Amazo. He can copy others powers so he’s dangerous but we have a big advantage. He’s made of metal. So we will have Magneto quickly rip off his head before he’s able to copy anyone else’s powers. Or simply completely unform his body so it can’t piece together. This will be an insta-kill.
One natural fight will be between Darkseid and Orion. While Darkseid is very powerful, Orion has ripped out his heart. BWA will try to claim victory on this but this will be a long hard fought battle. Darkseid will have a real fight on his hands. Orion is one of the few characters in either universe who can withstand the force of the omega beams. We’ll let father and son go at it. The fight could last a long time but we believe Orion will prevail. He has beaten Darkseid before and he can beat him again. If need be, we feel confident our other guys will prevail so that they can help out with this fight. Also, since this will likely be a long fight, that plays to our advantage since it’ll keep one of their heavy hitters busy. Darkseid won’t be able to use his omega beams on the rest of our team because he’ll have his hands full with Orion.
As for Loki, we’ll have Dr. Fate fight Loki. While Loki is very strong, Dr. Fate is the most powerful magic user in the DC Universe. He has also been credited as being one of the 12 most powerful characters in the DC Universe. A simple check of their powers and you can see Dr. Fate has more powers than Loki, despite Loki being a god. So Dr. Fate should win this matchup. And whatever power boosts Loki tries to give to his teammates’, Fate should be able to cancel out. The fact that Fate is considered one of the 12 most powerful characters in the DC Universe says a lot about his power and it’s something that Loki can’t claim in the Marvel Universe.
In other matchups, there is the might of Mongol, Solomon Grundy and Black Adam. These guys are all really strong but fortunately, we have characters who can handle these guys. Between Bizarro, Blue Marvel and Drax the Destroyer, we have 3 guys with some serious muscle who can go toe to toe with their big guns. These 3 guys can matchup in any way. And it would seem to be a draw but where we’ll get the advantage is from Magneto helping out after he’s insta-killed Amazo. Bizarro will have a spell on him and be mentally controlled by Prof X so he doesn’t flip sides. Since he’ll be a much smarter version of Bizarro between Fate’s spells and Prof X’s control, he’ll be basically as powerful as Superman without the weakness to kryptonite. Blue Marvel is one of the most powerful characters in Marvel. He has one shotted Sentry sending him flying into space unconscious. And as we mentioned in the last round, Drax has tons of experience with Thanos, having ripped out his heart.
In regards to Selene, this is where Prof X should be able to make quick work of her. He’ll be mentally shielded by Magneto who has insta-killed Amazo or even possibly hidden in a bunker to protect his body. Even if he were to be killed, he can just transfer his mind and body into Bizarro, thereby making Bizarro the most powerful being on either side (combining the powers of Superman essentially, with Prof X). Anyways, Prof X’s telepathy will be way too much for Selene to handle and she’ll be taken out quickly and easily by him. Next he’ll focus on keeping the Enchantress’ tricks at bay. She can disguise her appearance and seduce men and women, so Prof X will make sure she doesn’t do that. He’ll also get in her head and make her question why she is fighting for Loki and in general mess with her head with the fact that Thor chose Sif over her. That’ll give enough time for one of our other heroes such as Ms. Marvel or Storm enough time to take out Enchantress permanently.
Scarecrow will try to use his fear gas but Prof X will make sure all their minds are in the right state. In addition, Meggan is immune to toxins (like fear gas) so we will have her quickly dispose of Scarecrow. She has control over the elemental powers so it should be relatively easy for her to take him out (summon high wins or an earthquake and that should take care of Scarecrow). If one of their magic users such as Loki or Enchantress try to amp up Scarecrow and spread his fear gas around, we have guys like Fate and Prof X who can counter that effect by getting in their teammates head and making sure they aren’t overcome with fear. Of course, that won’t be necessary since Meggan is immune to toxins and should be able to insta-kill him. Hawkeye will provide support for Meggan and anyone else who needs it with his arrows, which can be destructive.
Also, to highlight how powerful Meggan is, she is an empath, shapeshifter and an elemental of great power. She can take the form of any character and gain their powers. So the possibilities are endless. Her empathic abilities also allow her to influence other people’s emotions. She can also increase the powers of elemental mutants, which is good for us since we have Storm. She can focus the elemental energies around her into devastating energy blasts. She can also manipulate magical energy (meaning she can deflect spells). This will be useful against BWA’s magical users Loki and Enchantress. Finally, she is resistant to reality warping.
In regards to Count Nefaria, we will have Ms. Marvel fight him with Magneto helping out as well after he has insta-killed Amazo. Ms. Marvel is capable of energy absorption so if Nefaria attempts to use the laser beams from his eyes, she’ll absorb that energy and use it to enhance her own powers. With this ability and a little help from Magneto, Ms. Marvel will defeat Count Nefaria.
Finally, there is Uriel Worthington left. Strom, who is an omega level mutant, will fight him. After Meggan has insta-killed Scarecrow, she will focus on helping Storm with Uriel. Because Meggan can boost the powers of elemental mutants, Storm’s powers will be at unheard of levels. She’s already an omega level mutant and now she will be getting boosted by Meggan. Also, I’m sure BWA will attempt to use Uriel’s chronomancing abilities but as we said earlier, Meggan is immune to reality warping and therefore, would be immune to Uriel’s chronomancing. Between this, Meggan’s resistance to magic (Uriel’s Jarnbjorn probably has magical properties) and the combined powers of an amped up Storm and Meggan, this should lead to a win for Team Evil turned Good.
Finally, we also will have Meggan and Magneto helping our other characters who need it. Both of them would’ve insta-killed a pair of BWA’s characters so they should be free to roam around. Also, because of Meggan’s power stealing abilities and because of her control over elemental powers in addition to her empathic powers, she’ll be a great help to all of her teammates. She’ll help each of the members of our team and attempt to steal BWA’s powers. Also, since she is a shapeshifter, it’ll be VERY difficult for BWA to tell her apart from their own team. This could cause chaos for BWA’s team. And as mentioned earlier, an amped up Magneto will be a very valuable assistance to his teammates.Magneto
Drax the Destroyer