Best NBA Jokes

[KB-Pau-DH2012]

What are some funny jokes about the NBA and its players can you come up with?


Just thought it'd be fun since nothing much is going on in the offseason other than the olympics.


Remember guys and girls, keep it clean.




Here are some I came up with.



What is the difference between Kobe and Time?


A: Time passes



What were baby Kobe's first 3 words?


A: It Was Consensual





Just come up with some funny, witty jokes. But please, no attacking fan bases or baiting, keep it as clean as possible.

[WhiteSoxGod]

Amare Stoudamire is a good NBA player.

Funniest damn thing I have ever heard, sports or otherwise.

[LakersMaster24]

I heard this one a while ago, I think its kinda funny.

"Why couldn't Kobe graduate from 1st grade?"

"He didn't PASS the tests."

[netsgiantsyanks]

wannna hear a joke? the bobcats.



lol.

[b@llhog24]

Was a joke about the Olympic team:

Ten Men, One Dream, Nineteen eyebrows.

[seikou8]

Amare Stoudamire is a good NBA player.

Funniest damn thing I have ever heard, sports or otherwise.

in his prime better than anyone on Houston buddy

[bigsams50]

What do the Charlotte Bobcats and possums have in common?
They both play dead at home and get killed on the road

[The goods]

What are some funny jokes about the NBA and its players can you come up with?


Just thought it'd be fun since nothing much is going on in the offseason other than the olympics.


Remember guys and girls, keep it clean.




Here are some I came up with.



What is the difference between Kobe and Time?


A: Time passes



What were baby Kobe's first 3 words?


A: It Was Consensual





Just come up with some funny, witty jokes. But please, no attacking fan bases or baiting, keep it as clean as possible.

That first joke was funny as hell. Lol

[b@llhog24]

Also why is Kevin Durant so skinny? Because Russell Westbrook doesn't feed him the ball.

[The goods]

What do the Charlotte Bobcats and possums have in common?
They both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Hahahahaha

[Puck017]

Q: What is the difference between a Knicks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many New York Knicks players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q: What does an New York Knicks fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: Why doesn't Albany have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then New York City would want one.


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...icksjokes.html

[thechom80]

Darko.

[Showtime Steve]

What do lakers and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[LongIslandIcedZ]

Q: What is the difference between a Knicks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many New York Knicks players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q: What does an New York Knicks fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: Why doesn't Albany have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then New York City would want one.


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...icksjokes.html

Someone has a NYC obsession.

[knicksfan42]

Q: What is the difference between a Knicks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many New York Knicks players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q: What does an New York Knicks fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: Why doesn't Albany have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then New York City would want one.


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/...icksjokes.html