NFL Predictions

[NYSPORTS98]

Giants over Ravens or Texans in Superbowl (wrong)


- Vick plays 50% of games played less
- Romo chokes in any pressure situation (nailed it)
- The Jets start running the wishbone to confuse nobody but themselves they did confuse everybody but themselves)
- Tampa is the Cinderella team almost
- Terell Owens gets a talk show and invites an illiterate Emmitt Smith to derail the show day 1 he did something on the radio which didn't last
- Philip Rivers still can't read a defense nailed it
- We hear about a Manning bowl 24-7 until Peyton gets to the playoffs wrong, jets dominated the tabloids
- Big Ben gets hit more than any human in sports history and still doesn't get injured half right, he got hurt
- ESPN Experts claim RGIII is destined for the HOF before October nailed it
- Ed Werner shares information as worthless as what Jerry Jones is having for dinner reported on lunch
- The worthless Power Rankings . . . continue nailed it
- Everybody realizes Monday Night Football is more enjoyable watching on mute with Hi-Def nailed it
- Matt Millen will remind us of how he's an authority on football despite failing when he's in a position of authority. nailed it
- The Raiders sign a $500K player to $100 million dollar contract stay tuned
- Minnesota's dome doesn't collapse but the team does wrong - congrats Viqueesn and good luck
- Buffalo Bills propose to play 50% of their schedule against the NFL and the other 50% against the CFL to improve ticket sales they should have done it
- A study from Quinnipiac indicates more Cheese Head fans get pneumonia b/c their too stupid to wear a hat very true
- Brett Favre returns to replace an injured QB and leads the league in int's despite playing only 5 games. he could have started for the Jets
- Some player will claim to put a bounty on the Saints resulting in a Goodell meltdown a fe spoke out against him
- We'll hear more Archie Manning stories than Harbaugh brother stories nailed it
- Jamarcus Russel balloons up to 400lbs and joins the Biggest Loser. Two week later he quits after gaining 50 lbs
- For the price of all his NFL compensation, Jamarcus Russel is recruited by Tom Cruise where the Church of Scientogy shares their secrets to weight loss would have nailed this if Tom didn't have to work on recruiting annother wife
- Randy Moss has never been happier nailed it
- Rex Ryan will guarantee something which doesn't come true he said a lot of things which didn't happen or come true
- The Miami Dolphins are officially eliminated from the playoffs in August nailed it
- Tiki Barbers' mistress leave him for Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa does look like a thin version
- Michael Strahan leaves Tiki Barber's mistress for Osi Umenyiora somebody is going to console O$i when he gets cut.
- None of us can still figure out what the pregame experts are laughing at nailed it

[Gritz]

I lol'd

[Ezekial]

Haha

[NormSizedMidget]

Well done.

[utl768]

i predict normsizedmidget will make sarcastic comments all season because he can

no other reason really

[NormSizedMidget]

i predict normsizedmidget will make sarcastic comments all season because he can

no other reason really

I predict I will become a Jets fan around week 6.

[utl768]

I predict I will become a Jets fan around week 6.

i still cant wrap my head around the fact that at times this year i will have to root for tebow to succeed

he is everything i hate in this world and more

[NormSizedMidget]

i still cant wrap my head around the fact that at times this year i will have to root for tebow to succeed

he is everything i hate in this world and more

Hahahahahaha.

Who knows, maybe he will be the perfect gadget player and you'll end up loving him.

Lord (lol) knows it happened in Denver.

[Delusional]

i still cant wrap my head around the fact that at times this year i will have to root for tebow to succeed

he is everything i hate in this world and more

As a Bronco fan and a Tebow fan, I find it hilariously ironic that he was traded to the Jets, the team who probably dogged him the most last year prior to a game, then he took a big hairy **** in your faces. Lmao.

So I'm guessing that you hate people that are hard workers, athletes, left handed people, Christians, etc? Probably explains a lot about you huh?

But anyways, I'm with Norm, I'll be a pocket Jet fan if and when Sanchez gets pulled for Tebow.

[OREcoast49er]

I predict I will become a Jets fan around week 6.

Everyone will norm. Everyone.


There is absolutely no way to stop the Sanchez/Tebow point machine.

[Joker55]

This was some good entertainment.

[NormSizedMidget]

Everyone will norm. Everyone.


There is absolutely no way to sto the Sanchez/Tebow point machine.

Sad thing is, I don't honestly think he's going to get replaced. I think he's finally going to get the push he needs WHILE Tebow helping the offense out in certain packages.

I'm going to have to eat crow for all my Sanchez **** talking too.

[OREcoast49er]

Sad thing is, I don't honestly think he's going to get replaced. I think he's finally going to get the push he needs WHILE Tebow helping the offense out in certain packages.

I'm going to have to eat crow for all my Sanchez **** talking too.

It's going to be huge sideshow and I really do feel for Sanchez, guy is going to walking on eggshells. Just waiting for fans to turn on him and call for Tebow.

[tunnicliffderek]

i hope Sanchez and Fitz get injured in preseason so week 1 opens with Tim Tebow vs Vince Young

[cwick925]

A study from Quinnipiac indicates more Cheese Head fans get pneumonia b/c their too stupid to wear a hat

I nearly spit my pop on the monitor..