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    Valentines Day 2015

    everyone knows food is the fastest way to a woman's panties...

    for the past few v-days, i've "surprised" lolo with a 3 or 4 course meal with wine/champagne pairings, in lieu of going out to a nice dinner and overpaying for a crappy pre fixe menu (i say "surprise" because she knows we're staying in and having a romantic meal... she just doesn't know what the courses will be, etc.)

    this year, i've been mulling a few options and decided to get some of my bougie brethren's opinions...

    first course: i'm thinking about doing this super-rich brie and champagne fondue with bread and apple wedges. another idea is gouda-stuffed fried squash blossoms.

    second course: lolo loves salads with fruit in them, so i was thinking of making an arugula, pear and cherry tomato salad with a simple vinaigrette. i might add some cheese too.

    third course: this is where i'm stuck... i can't decide between scallops, grilled ribeye, or some kind of whole roasted fish that we can share. sides will probably be roasted veggies of some kind.

    fourth course: i'm just gonna get her the carvel v-day ice cream cake because she's made it very apparent that she wants it more than flowers, chocolates or any of that other crap. and if a $10 ice cream cake will make her get naked later, who am i to say the nay-no?
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    Skip the fondue and make a nice butcher plate with bread, good mustard, olives and dried fruit/preserves. It's easier, less of a mess, and you can have a few nice cheeses instead of a goopy pot.

    Cherry tomatoes aren't great right now. If you're doing an arugula salad, add some apple, chèvre, shredded duck confit, beets, and chopped pralines.

    For dessert, get a blue tarp and a bottle of baby oil.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yagyu+ View Post
    Skip the fondue and make a nice butcher plate with bread, good mustard, olives and dried fruit/preserves. It's easier, less of a mess, and you can have a few nice cheeses instead of a goopy pot.

    Cherry tomatoes aren't great right now. If you're doing an arugula salad, add some apple, chèvre, shredded duck confit, beets, and chopped pralines.

    For dessert, get a blue tarp and a bottle of baby oil.
    she loves fondue, so i'm probably gonna stick with that... i'm down to mix it up on that salad course though

    your dessert suggestion is duly noted
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    Go with the scallops, unless their is fresher fish options.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CityofTreez View Post
    Go with the scallops, unless their is fresher fish options.
    fresh fish is never a problem in miami
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    Single... I'm gonna make a tv dinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezekial View Post
    Single... I'm gonna make a tv dinner
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    Going back to the homeland and letting mah girl meet my grandparents, then dinner ontop of the CN tower.

    I'm proud of myself for this idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsforever View Post
    Going back to the homeland and letting mah girl meet my grandparents, then dinner ontop of the CN tower.

    I'm proud of myself for this idea.
    look at this don juan motha****a right here
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    Yeah, ribeyes, wine, and some head. Don't hate me.
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    My wife will probably want a burger and beers somewhere. That's wassup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadwayJoe View Post
    everyone knows food is the fastest way to a woman's panties...
    "Everyone knows"?

    I've always known it's MONEY.

    So, I'd re-write that statement as:

    everyone knows money is the fastest way to a woman's panties...

    Anyways, I think Valentine's Day is a pathetic media creation to shame guys into wasting money on $99 teddy bears and $100 flower arrangements.

    If you treat your girls right--every day is Valentine's Day.

    Valentine's Day is for guys who don't get it right the other 364 days of the year.
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    tell us how you really feel bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by JV35 View Post
    Valentine's Day is for guys who don't get it right the other 364 days of the year.
    BroadwayJoe smashes in the kitchen every day, and I have a steady charcuterie, cheese, and tarp supply.


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