"You had better watch comments like that around these parts. Some old guy hiding in the bushes, not going to say any names (Knuckles), might jump out and grab you!
Alright, Pollo. Let's hear why you graded this offseason a C."
There you go, Knuckles. I did my best. I'm not quite fluent in this form of dialect yet, but I have experience with this language from other posters on PSD. I'm especially confused by the bold portion.