Texas Rangers Off Topic Thread

[asmarks18]

Post any off topic discussions here. I'll start by sharing this...

http://www.theunticket.com/cj-wilson...-in-the-world/


CJ Wilson, the worlds most douchiest man. Listen to the audio clip. Its priceless.

[zookman65]

LOL - He certainly fancy's himself as "The most interesting man in the world"

[stipe1280]

While I'll agree that CJ is a massive D-bag, I'm ready for all the "Most Interesting Man" jokes/fake commercials to die off. They were funny a couple years ago when the Dos Equis commercials came out, but now they're as overplayed as "That's what she said" and "Awkward"...and don't get me started on those two phrases.

[asmarks18]

TAG's laugh when Molina got the triple he needed for the cycle makes me lol every time.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?co...79212&c_id=mlb

[asmarks18]

While I'll agree that CJ is a massive D-bag, I'm ready for all the "Most Interesting Man" jokes/fake commercials to die off. They were funny a couple years ago when the Dos Equis commercials came out, but now they're as overplayed as "That's what she said" and "Awkward"...and don't get me started on those two phrases.

I think they're funny. I went to a trade school that trained me in radio broadcasting and I had to make commercials and practice audio production. I made a dos equis commercial and had some pretty good ones.


"Everybody loves Raymond... except him"


"He once made a paraplegic run for his life"


"He CAN believe its not butter"

[BigDFan85]

While I'll agree that CJ is a massive D-bag, I'm ready for all the "Most Interesting Man" jokes/fake commercials to die off. They were funny a couple years ago when the Dos Equis commercials came out, but now they're as overplayed as "That's what she said" and "Awkward"...and don't get me started on those two phrases.

Haha, I see what you did there.

[BigDFan85]

I think they're funny. I went to a trade school that trained me in radio broadcasting and I had to make commercials and practice audio production. I made a dos equis commercial and had some pretty good ones.


"Everybody loves Raymond... except him"


"He once made a paraplegic run for his life"


"He CAN believe its not butter"

Horrible, yet disturbingly hilarious. Bravo, sir.

[asmarks18]

Have any of you gotten tickets before in the all you can eat seats in the right field home run porch? Is the food any better or worse than the regular concession food?

[Skizzik]

Have any of you gotten tickets before in the all you can eat seats in the right field home run porch? Is the food any better or worse than the regular concession food?

I have multiple times. The chicken sandwiches suck imo. The hot dogs and popcorn are mediocre. The nachos aren't bad at all. I'd say in general, it's a hair below what you'd get from concessions since it's all served basically in bulk, ready to go. And while concession stands do the same thing, it's not quite to the same degree.

[asmarks18]

Thanks Skizz. I have a chance to get tickets in the first row of the home run porch for May 30th against the Mariners for real cheap and just wanted to know about the food. Thanks for the insight.

[asmarks18]

Chris Davis got the win in relief for the Orioles yesterday lol

http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/vid...ic_id=28033182

[Cursed Rangers]

MLBTR:

Diamondbacks catcher Miguel Montero could be the next to end up in a tug of war between the Angels and Rangers. Angels GM Jerry Dipoto, of course, used to be with Arizona and the Rangers could lose Mike Napoli on the open market. Meanwhile, the Diamondbacks are looking for a young catcher as insurance if they lose Montero.

[asmarks18]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...e2iho1_500.png


Elvis Kinsler or Ian Andrus?

[BigDFan85]

MLBTR:

Diamondbacks catcher Miguel Montero could be the next to end up in a tug of war between the Angels and Rangers. Angels GM Jerry Dipoto, of course, used to be with Arizona and the Rangers could lose Mike Napoli on the open market. Meanwhile, the Diamondbacks are looking for a young catcher as insurance if they lose Montero.

Can we just give up Yorvit, get Montero, and keep Napoli please?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...e2iho1_500.png


Elvis Kinsler or Ian Andrus?

That was quite creepy.

Who saw Yu rip one and clear the dugout last night? Dutch confirmed it was Yu today on the radio.

http://deadspin.com/5908460/yu-darvi...-in-the-dugout

[Cursed Rangers]

Who saw Yu rip one and clear the dugout last night? Dutch confirmed it was Yu today on the radio.

http://deadspin.com/5908460/yu-darvi...-in-the-dugout

That was hilarious!