Off-Topic Thread: Part VIII

[ZebraCity916]

Alright, kiddies!!!

Just had ACL Reconstruction today, so I'll be on here all day, almost everyday, for the next 4-6 weeks.

Keep me company Kings Forum.

[sfgiants5518]

I'm here Zebra. And I'll always be here for you.

[ZebraCity916]

I'm here Zebra. And I'll always be here for you.

Don't make me start crying, SFG. Once I get the water works going, I can't stop'em. So, don't get sappy.

Too late..... :cry:

Tears of joy!!!

[CityofTreez]

Zebra. That blows.

2 reconstructured ankles on this guy.
$60k of Titanium alloy screws.
Medical insurance for one ankle, and none on the other.

Don't know what's worse, but god Damn, I hate surgery!!!

[Infamous916]

That ****ing sucks, Zebra! What happened if you don't mind me asking?

[CityofTreez]

All I did when I was immobile was smoke & pop percussets.

For being injured, it was pretty nice.

[Infamous916]

Don't forget about getting too drunk & passing out on the porch because you couldn't walk inside

[CityofTreez]

Treez, Tequilla, percs, crutches, and a porch.

The good ole times!

[Infamous916]

R.I.P. Hans "The Drunken Angry German" Snickelfritz

[CityofTreez]

Zebra will keep the tradition going, hopefully....

[ZebraCity916]

Zebra. That blows.

2 reconstructured ankles on this guy.
$60k of Titanium alloy screws.
Medical insurance for one ankle, and none on the other.

Don't know what's worse, but god Damn, I hate surgery!!!

Damn, how'd you **** your ankles up so bad??

**** surgery!!!

That ****ing sucks, Zebra! What happened if you don't mind me asking?

I partially tore my ACL in high school playing B-Ball. I was skateboarding back in May and my knee gave out on me. Tore meniscus and the doc just said we might as well do the ACL while he in there.

All I did when I was immobile was smoke & pop percussets.

For being injured, it was pretty nice.

I got something close to percs. Oxycodone. 2 pills gets me feeling good. 1 doesn't really do ****.

[ZebraCity916]

Zebra will keep the tradition going, hopefully....

I'll try to make you proud, Treez.

[CityofTreez]

I was drunk both times.

First, riding my bike at night, and fell off and my ankle hit the curb.
Broke my ankle, and tore 12 ligaments.
Had insurance.

Second, I got hit by a car in the crosswalk.
I was wearing a Phillies hat (day before 2010 showdown between Phillies & Giants). Dude ****ing opens up passenger door, and breaks my other ankle while I'm leaving the crosswalk. No ligaments were torn, but no witnesses either.
No medical insurance, but got $25k from my motor insurance, and settled owing them $30k.

I'm in the best shape of my life though right now, but every morning, both my ankles are stiff. Doctors said arthirits will come as early as 30-35, and they advised me to keep the metal in there. Thank God for surgeons though.

My 1st surgery, I had a final the next day (teacher wouldn't allow me to make it up). Surgeon numbed me from the neck down, and I could see them cutting, scraping, hammering, and squeezing my leg back together). Just imagine your first surgery, 4 doctors operating on you, bright room, blood all over them, and you are watching the entire thing. ****ing crazy, and never again!!!@

BTW, oxycodones are legit, but yeah, you need 2-3 pills to be chillin.

[ZebraCity916]

I was drunk both times.

First, riding my bike at night, and fell off and my ankle hit the curb.
Broke my ankle, and tore 12 ligaments.
Had insurance.

Second, I got hit by a car in the crosswalk.
I was wearing a Phillies hat (day before 2010 showdown between Phillies & Giants). Dude ****ing opens up passenger door, and breaks my other ankle while I'm leaving the crosswalk. No ligaments were torn, but no witnesses either.
No medical insurance, but got $25k from my motor insurance, and settled owing them $30k.

I'm in the best shape of my life though right now, but every morning, both my ankles are stiff. Doctors said arthirits will come as early as 30-35, and they advised me to keep the metal in there. Thank God for surgeons though.

My 1st surgery, I had a final the next day (teacher wouldn't allow me to make it up). Surgeon numbed me from the neck down, and I could see them cutting, scraping, hammering, and squeezing my leg back together). Just imagine your first surgery, 4 doctors operating on you, bright room, blood all over them, and you are watching the entire thing. ****ing crazy, and never again!!!@

BTW, oxycodones are legit, but yeah, you need 2-3 pills to be chillin.

****, that's gnarly!!!

Doctor said he couldn't believe the amount of arthritis I had in my knee at such a young age. I've never had any pain in my knee's until this injury, so I don't know what he's talking about. I ain't worried about it.

[Infamous916]

I was the one to find Treez both times he broke his legs, evidently I'm the only person alive who can comprehend Hitman while blacked out.