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[StealingSigns]

lol man that got under your skin a little, eh? Take a Xanax and lie down before you hurt yourself.

You just proved my point.

[Mr Haha]

You just proved my point.

Really, is there anything cooler than a man who claps for himself? That is the ultimate sign of security.

[sexicano31]

Isn't that basically what you're doing?

[Potential33]

jeter

[ahoda]

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hardy
ciriaco
escobar
jeter

in that order

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[StealingSigns]

Isn't that basically what you're doing?

His hands are too sore to clap from repeatedly patting himself on the back.

[Mr Haha]

Isn't that basically what you're doing?

Nope. No applause in here. Just hoping to put some egos in check for future treatment of other posters on this site. And even though I'm taking some heat for it, I think it will sink in.

[StealingSigns]

Now I get the username and the whole Rodney Dangerfield thing: he went through life wondering why he couldn't get any respect, when he was a complete joke.

Thanks for the laugh.

[Mr Haha]

Now I get the username and the whole Rodney Dangerfield thing: he went through life wondering why he couldn't get any respect, when he was a complete joke.

Thanks for the laugh.

Well if that wasn't the least funny/witty/interesting put down I've ever read...

[StealingSigns]

Well if that wasn't the least funny/witty/interesting put down I've ever read...

I'm not here to entertain you.

But yeah, I get it. You love arguing. Your bans and infractions speak volumes about what you are all about...

[Mr Haha]

I'm not here to entertain you.

But yeah, I get it. You love arguing. Your bans and infractions speak volumes about what you are all about...

Oh would you please take off your hall monitor badge and calm down a little...

[StealingSigns]

Oh would you please take off your hall monitor badge and calm down a little...

Calm down? I've been laughing my *** off at you for 2 pages now

[StealingSigns]

I'll leave you here in the land of crickets to argue with yourself...