Your half Japanese bullpen is not better than ours. Those guys have never pitched in the MLB, and they are not named Darvish. Our back end is Madson, Loe, and Janssen, which is pretty damn solid.
If you are really looking at batting average, I feel sorry for you.
Also, Felix, Cueto, Cahill, Morrow, Liriano is better than Josh "I get hurt every year" Johnson, Ricky Nolasco, Jake "I'm still hurt Peavy", Javy "Retired" Vazquez, and Tanaka.
And where in the **** does your lineup come close to ours? I'll have a post with stats in a second, but just to get you started:
LF - Emilio Bonifacio
CF - Jon Jay
SS - Hanley Ramirez
RF - Mike Stanton
3B - Aramis Ramirez
1B - Gaby Sanchez
C - AJ Pierzynski
2B - Omar Infante
Is in no GALAXY better then:
1-8 we can take you yard, hit a gapper, steal a base, and score way more runs.
Two out of my 8 relief pitchers are Japanese.
Masahiro Tanaka received best pitching honours in Japan over Yu Darvish.
Rollins + Wright were injured last year.
Peavy doesn't get injured every year. He's a dominant pitcher in the NL
Is Vazquez retired?
You have Francisco "Now I've got a No-Hitter, I can give up as a pitcher" Liriano, Trevor "I'm fat but happy" Cahill, Felix "don't judge me, I play in Seattle" Hernandez, Johny "Probably 34 years old" Cueto, and Brendon "Roller coaster" Morrow
"You are not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be."