Minor league contract with an invite to spring training.
Seriously? You're fired as a GM
The Indians would like to offer a 5 years contract worth 10 mil annually
John Henry and the Red Sox would like to offer Tebow part ownership of Liverpool.
My client is going to pray tonight and see where god wants him to go
We also would like to invite Tebow to check out our vast selection of churches in Cleveland.
We also raise our offer to 12 years 401M
Cincy wants you Tim. Jesus knows what's best, and it's obviously Cincinnati. We have Bronson Arroyo, he of the negative WAR.
Tebow hasnt decided but will be praying for the Red Sox, Rays, Reds and Indians.
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The Reds want Tebow. Now.
Ohio averages 14,200 abortions per year. Mr. Tebow wants to know what the Reds are planning to do to cut that number down?
You see Mr. Tebow, the Reds were the secret mastermind to the Lebrick Shames to Miami plan. We feel that now that hes not in Ohio anymore, Delonte will be visiting his family much less, and therefore, the abortions will be down.
The Angels will make an offer shortly
That's not right Vladdy, Tebow needs to pray and replenish my farm system!
Well all I know is that Tebow wont be replenishing my farm system because he will be in the big leagues
He's going to have a solid shot on my team as well, but his praying, not presence, needs to get to work and sprout me some top prospects.