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    Apparently someone killed almost a thousand chickens with a golf club

    Getting them to put their heads on the tee must have been quite a challenge. Source.

    Intruder uses golf club to kill nearly 1,000 Foster Farms chickens

    At least one person broke into a Foster Farms chicken shed in Fresno County this month and used a golf club to kill 920 birds, officials said Tuesday.

    Deputies arrived at the facility in Caruthers, southwest of Fresno, on Sept. 20 and found that an intruder had pulled back a fence to gain access to the shed, the sheriff’s office said in a news release. It said the intruder killed hundreds of chickens with a golf club “and possibly another similar type instrument.”

    A piece of what appeared to be a golf club was found at the scene, Deputy Chris Curtice told the Los Angeles Times.

    Detectives are looking into a motive, but “whoever did something like this is pretty sick,” Curtice said. “It would take a long time to do it…. People should be alarmed at something like that.”
    Young black males in recent years were at a far greater risk of being shot dead by police than their white counterparts – 21 times greater i, according to a ProPublica analysis of federally collected data on fatal police shootings.

    But racism is dead. Right?

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    That's kind of hard to believe. Still terrible nonetheless.

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    wtf!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps08-09 Champ View Post
    My dick is named 'Ewing'.

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    He could have at least choked the chicken!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixers247 View Post
    He could have at least choked the chicken!
    I can only do that 3 times in a night so that would be insane!

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    Police are looking for a motive but there isn't one. This guy didn't give a flying cluck.

    Seriously... All that good BBQ gone to waste.

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    (Braces for 3 pages of awful chicken jokes while pondering what the reaction would've been if the headline read a thousand dogs)

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeyc77 View Post
    Police are looking for a motive but there isn't one. This guy didn't give a flying cluck.

    Seriously... All that good BBQ gone to waste.

    they are bringing in a psychological profiler. you have think like chicken murder
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps08-09 Champ View Post
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    Heard he still parred the hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewing View Post
    they are bringing in a psychological profiler. you have think like chicken murder
    That should be easy, anyone ordering eggs for breakfast fits that description.

    Anyway, this whole case is just fowl.

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    Apparently someone killed almost a thousand chickens with a golf club

    If only the chickens had guns




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    Can we stop with the stupid gun joke in EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD?

    My god. That was never funny
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    Jeez, how screwed up do you have to be to do this to poor chickens? I get at some point, we're going to consume them but still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H-MYK View Post
    Jeez, how screwed up do you have to be to do this to poor chickens? I get at some point, we're going to consume them but still.
    Not sure how screwed up you have to be but whatever that determination is, it's way less screwed up than someone has to be to kill one human.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeyc77 View Post
    Not sure how screwed up you have to be but whatever that determination is, it's way less screwed up than someone has to be to kill one human.

    you haven't meet my wife
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    My dick is named 'Ewing'.

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