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Imagine if the Jets were serious about Peyton Manning and signed him. Wonder how this season would have ended.
'Cause my life is dope, and I do dope shi*
Tanny: Hey Peyton, we really want you here in NJ.
Peyton: Hey Mike. Who am I throwing to?
Tanny: Well Holmes is still here, and we've got this kid named Kerley. Then we're...
Tanny: Hello? Peyton? Hello?
One minute later...
Tanny: Hey Peyton, I think the call got dropped.
Peyton: Lose my number. (click)
-Sun TzuLet your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.