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  1. #1
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    Sammy Hagar: I was abducted by Aliens!!!

    Sammy Hagar, a former lead singer for band Van Halen, might get along with “Rock star from Mars” train-wreck Charlie Sheen because the guitarist claims to have had out-of-this-world experiences.

    During an interview about his new book “Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock”, Hagar said he’d been abducted by aliens, who he claims messed with his brain, reports Reuters.

    While chatting with a reporter, Hagar mentioned a passage in his book that describes a dream he’d had about being contacted by extra-terrestrials. Hagar says the dream actually happened.

    “It was real,” Hagar told the reporter. “They were plugged into me. It was a download situation … Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment.”

    Hagar added that he thinks he saw an alien space ship in broad daylight when he was four years old.


    The solo artist sang for both Van Halen and Montrose, which was wildly popular during the “sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll” period of the 1970s and 1980s. Hagar didn’t make headlines for substance abuse, unlike fellow bandmate Eddie Van Halen.

    In a March 19 article for the New York Post, Hagar wrote about the uncomfortable reunion he’d had with Van Halen, who reportedly had alcohol abuse problems. Van Halen and Hagar hadn’t seen each other in ten years, and Van Halen appeared disheveled, partially toothless, and ill.

    “This was Eddie Van Halen, one of the sweetest guys I ever met. He had turned into the weirdest f–k I’d ever seen, crude, rude and unkempt,” Hagar wrote.
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    hmmm... I believe him

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    This just in: Sammy Hagar used a lot of drugs and still uses a lot of drugs.


    Quote Originally Posted by BroadwayJoe View Post
    a LOT of weed and scotch in lieu of the revis trade

    FML/10
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    If my friends were concerned about me being an alcoholic, I'd be concerned about them being my friends

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    I believe him




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    In my honest opinion Crosby is the best player when healthy and should be awarded the MVP every year because when healthy he is that much better than the next guy. He is like the Lebron of Hockey.

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    They must have uploaded his transcendant singing abilities in to his brain

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    You do realize not everything belongs in GD right? We have a music forum, and that's where it belongs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HOWE do i do it View Post
    You do realize not everything belongs in GD right? We have a music forum, and that's where it belongs.
    I've reminded him many times that things such as GLEN BECK need to be in the pOlitical forum.

    I'm waiting for GoldenState warrior news to be put in the GD forum

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    Seems logical

    Quote Originally Posted by BklynKnicks3 View Post
    2nd best player in the league ranked 17th. I will be lookin real smart soon and when i do i should have one of these clowns jobs.Rose Mvp season ranked 8th Rose acl tear miss half a season ranked top 6. Melo misses first round 8 of 9 times losing to 6 nba finals teams ranked 12th and 17th. Love cant get to .500 ranked 7th. Melo shoots 43% enfficant dwill 41% 20 wins and top 10 wtf is this bs
    Quote Originally Posted by BklynKnicks3 View Post
    Chandler is a solid big far from a star. He became dpoy after joining Melo.

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    I believe him...
    ... About as much as I believe an 11 year old met god and Jesus

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