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  1. 02-28-2011, 08:33 PM #1
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    Your tricks for getting a girl

    Just curious, everybody has their different ways and all my friends tell me different things, what are your specific tips for getting a girl? other than whipping out your dick before asking them out
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  3. 02-28-2011, 08:34 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zmaster52 View Post
    Just curious, everybody has their different ways and all my friends tell me different things, what are your specific tips for getting a girl? other than whipping out your dick before asking them out
    I was going to say that when I saw the thread

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  4. 02-28-2011, 08:39 PM #3
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    z needs help becase he doesnt know how to get them
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  11. 02-28-2011, 09:01 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by k_rock923 View Post
    Best pickup line: "Hi"
    I use, how you doin? (Like joey from friends).

    In all seriousness, I just talk to them, and as cliche it may sounds, make them laugh by not making a fool of yourself. Oh, good looks also help, so if u don't have it, tough luck. alcohol works well also. Get them drunk, not too wasted, go to a couch and its an instant hit. If u feel bad for taking advantage, drink up.
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  12. 02-28-2011, 09:03 PM #10
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    I just stare at them for a while without saying anything. Eventually they have to talk to you.
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  14. 02-28-2011, 09:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natty Ice View Post
    I just stare at them for a while without saying anything. Eventually they have to talk to you.
    Do they ask you why are you staring at her in a creepy way? If it is, ultimate ice breaker!
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  16. 02-28-2011, 09:14 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by JermanJaysFan View Post
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    Beat me to it. Sneaking in roofies also helps, and not getting beat up by fat kids.


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  17. 02-28-2011, 09:17 PM #15
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