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  1. #1
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    Best Punch Line Ever?

    "Step to this and get shanked up, I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bank rupt." -

    Big L Let em have It "L"

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    good thing you changed the title. i was curious on what bwat meant.

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    lol yea

    typing mad fast

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    Hey, it's me.. Versachi. Whoops, somebody shot me.

    And I was just checkin the mail. Get it? Checkin the male?

    EBOLA EBOLA EBOLA

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    Old school one:
    I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's
    Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease - Eminem

    A little more recent:
    I got a Wheel of Fortune 'cause I flipped O's like Vanna White - Ludacris

    Those are my favorite ones.. the best ever would be...

    Without HIV I'm positive you don't wanna test...I leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest.- Chino XL
    Last edited by Weezy; 01-21-2011 at 10:41 AM.


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    Anything from here

    Big L)
    Yo, check it
    Yo, I got slugs for snitches
    No love for *****es
    Puttin thugs in ditches
    When my trigger finger itches
    I got a rep that make police jet
    Known to get a priest wet
    I never beg for ***** like Keith Sweat
    Is Big L slow? Hell no
    *****es get ****ed on the roof when I ain't got no hotel dough
    I'm known for yoking jacks
    And beatin them with smoking gats
    Leavin token blacks with broken backs and open caps
    So with that ********, step to the rear son
    The last thing you want with Big L is a fair one
    Cause in a street brawl, I strike men like lightning
    You see what happened in my last fight friend?
    Aight then
    I beat kids with lead pipes
    I leave a trail of dead mic's
    Where I'm from, ****** jewels get ran like red lights
    Old folks get mugged and raided
    Crimes are drug related
    And we live by the street rules that thugs created
    Clowns get smoked about a thousand volts
    For selling pounds of coke
    Front in this town and get a tech stuck down your throat
    I'm tellin you **** is about to get drastic soon
    I'm quick to blast a goon
    And break a mother****er like a plastic spoon
    I got the looks that make your hotty stare
    I keep a shotty near
    It's the ***** with notty hair who Gotti fear
    Tracks I'm know to roast
    Until the microphone is ghost
    Props I own the most
    I'm leaving ****** comatose
    Front and get your brain pinched
    Big L will have your whole gang lynched
    I started smoking dust and been insane since
    This rap **** was a great gift
    The other night some snake riffed
    And got a hot lead face lift
    All through high school I had braids
    I kept mad blades
    Stabbing teachers to death that gave me bad grades
    I cook the mic like a beef steak
    Cause my techniques great
    And I'm the ***** police hate in each state
    Cause I'm the neighborhood lamper
    Punk brother vamper
    **** around you'll find my silk boxers in your mother's hamper
    Cops drop when my glock makes a pow sound
    I'm from a whyle town
    You know my style clown, so bow down

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    Pretty much any line from "Devil's Son" by Big L

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    Pretty much any song from Big L
    Super Bowl Champions
    "WE'RE ALL IN"

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    Ask Beavis I get nothin butt-head
    SPACE


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    I know these money hungry ***** wanna taste my wealth
    But I keep em' on a diet
    Embrace they health
    Or either keep em' on a quiet
    And space myself

    That got these broke ***** lookin at me like they chokin' on a chicken bone
    Every chick I bone
    Can't leave the dick alone
    So I know
    It's one of them everytime I flip my phone

    They has to react
    Like havin' a asthma attack
    When they see the plasma in back
    You dudes are wheezin' behind me
    My flow is like a coupe, breezin at 90
    That's the reason they signed me
    .

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    Ras Kass

    "Half-Hitler half jewish, im gassed off myself"

    "put my rhymes in mixed fortune cookies to leave confucious confused"

    "drink listerine, brush my teeth with amphetamine, so i can sound fresh and say dope things in between"

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    "I'm throwin' you off the deep end, you better pray **** floats." - Chino XL


    Props to Mane for the sig.

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    "So you step down... off the pedestal,
    I'm the best mayne, so you need to go to the ****ing deto"

    Andrew Luck, Robert Griffin III, and Colin Kaepernick walk into a bar... To watch Russell Wilson win the Super Bowl.

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    one for the money
    two for the better green
    3-4 methaminedioxymetaphetamine
    she said knock kneed ghetto queen get the head fiend
    told its for medallin and use oxycedocedalin

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    anything from big l. he was the punch line god.

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