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    Quote Originally Posted by sexicano31 View Post
    Where'd he go?
    God's off on the weekends ever since the union rise in the early 1900's. Not much to say until Monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGGGG-Men View Post
    God's off on the weekends ever since the union rise in the early 1900's. Not much to say until Monday.
    Ohhh, ok. Well then i anxiously await Him

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGGGG-Men View Post
    God's off on the weekends ever since the union rise in the early 1900's. Not much to say until Monday.
    Tuesday, actually. God observes MLK Jr. Day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Patsfan56 View Post
    My thought was what about people who don;t have access to internet, or who can liten to him in person, or understand Eglish? Did God first tell him to get Rosetta Stone in each language to at least get the word out? And why tell us we're all going to die before he does it except to see us panic? Especially if we won't remember it anyway. There is nothing to be gained from it. But somehow, right after one shooting, God told him that someone will do the exact same thing to him, but first, he, and he alone will tell us he's really going to **** with us first, like a kid hitting the sides of a fish tank before he dumps the water out and let's us all suffocate.

    I don;t know about you guys, but this isn't going to stop me from finishing my basement level family room renovation. I'm not saying he's wrong..... just saying that if I am going to go like this, its going to be watching the Pats (or if my wife is watching Fringe) on my TV drinking a cold beer. If this is right, I'm screwed one way or the other for a little while anyway, even if I don't remember it later.

    And one other thing. I like Mountains. I want those back too.


    ****ing hilarious.


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    Quote Originally Posted by debo0775 View Post
    Tuesday, actually. God observes MLK Jr. Day.
    hey, if god wanted MLK day he would have put it in the bible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGGGG-Men View Post
    hey, if god wanted MLK day he would have put it in the bible.
    False. Because god ****ed everything up, apparently. So heres another reason for him to kill everything

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    Both this and the 9/11 lies threads have run their respective courses.
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