The End of the Word is soon here.

[GGGGG-Men]

Everything is God's fault and he doesn't' mind taking the blame. He had to corrupt our bodies to make us liars so we saints, prophets and the messiah could hear the truth.

The only reason he needed this age was to reveal his knowledge in us so we could have it when we wake up in our new bodies in paradise. This knowledge will teach us a new language since we won't have any memories in our new bodies.

In the next age is where we will live without deception and since we won't remember this age, we won't have any animosity towards God when we wake up in our new bodies.

Hmm....I dunno I kinda like the Matrix theory better. Then I can download any scenario, object or person into my existence and I'm pretty set on being a #1 draft pick who can fly and shoot fire out of the nose of my pet dragon-cow hybrid.

[dbroncos78087]

Everything is God's fault and he doesn't' mind taking the blame. He had to corrupt our bodies to make us liars so we saints, prophets and the messiah could hear the truth.

The only reason he needed this age was to reveal his knowledge in us so we could have it when we wake up in our new bodies in paradise. This knowledge will teach us a new language since we won't have any memories in our new bodies.

In the next age is where we will live without deception and since we won't remember this age, we won't have any animosity towards God when we wake up in our new bodies.

But if we all lie, someone (not naming names) could just be rambling on or lying about being a prophet, couldnt they?

[thewordofgod]

I'm gonna get a new body in Sandal's Jamaica?....weird



Do you have any of preaching the Gospels of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You know you were created by his divine noodly appendage.

In his name we eat....RAmen

The wise of this world have no understanding of what's real in our lives.

[thewordofgod]

But if we all lie, someone (not naming names) could just be rambling on or lying about being a prophet, couldnt they?

That's exactly what God wanted to happen. No one can tell who the real saint is.

[sexicano31]

I don't need online doctors or nurses because I'm perfectly healthy in my mind and body. The only reason you say that is because I have the mind of God and he causes fear when I speak for him.

No no no. He means real, physical, doctors. You also should be given 24/7 care and anti-psychotics as well

[GGGGG-Men]

The wise of this world have no understanding of what's real in our lives.

And by "real" you mean.....the voice of an invisible sky man?

In a general sense I'd say you're right, but the medium in which it's delivered is a little.....ummm........this

[thewordofgod]

How does god feel about typos in thread titles?

If God worried about those details, he wouldn't have used my body to preach him with.

[GGGGG-Men]

That's exactly what God wanted to happen. No one can tell who the real saint is.

Oooo....like 3 card monty?

[GGGGG-Men]

If God worried about those details, he wouldn't have used my body to preach him with.

Ain't that the truth. Good to know the all powerful supreme being doesn't get hung up in "details". Guess that would explain the duck-billed platypus.

[sexicano31]

Ain't that the truth. Good to know the all powerful supreme being doesn't get hung up in "details". Guess that would explain the duck-billed platypus.

Or the OP

[thewordofgod]

Funny b/c the only thing I can think of is Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets:

God has to kill your body to get rid of all the movies, TV and sporting events that's lodged in your memory.

[thewordofgod]

Ain't that the truth. Good to know the all powerful supreme being doesn't get hung up in "details". Guess that would explain the duck-billed platypus.

That would explain all his people, too.

[thewordofgod]

Oooo....like 3 card monty?

The religious people killed all the prophets, saints and the messiah because they had no clue who God was.

[thewordofgod]

No no no. He means real, physical, doctors. You also should be given 24/7 care and anti-psychotics as well

I see we have another online doctor here. Do you know how many unlicensed Christian doctors and psychiatrists there are online today? They only have one patient but they all know how to diagnose him.

[sexicano31]

God has to kill your body to get rid of all the movies, TV and sporting events that's lodged in your memory.

Why would we do that? God created sports for a reason, cause he loves them, and we all LOVE sports. Ergo the sports forum.