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Zach Mettenberger, a highly touted former Georgia quarterback, has committed to LSU, according to the online site TigerSportsDigest.com. Mettenberger had been courted by several SEC schools, including Alabama and Ole Miss. He is playing football at Butler (Kan.) Community College, having been kicked off the Bulldogs squad in April. Mettenberger was dismissed following an arrest for entering a nightclub with a fake ID, then grabbing a 20-year-old woman.