I saw there is a movie quote thread but my favorite quotes come from the greatest show ever invented, Arrested Development. I thought I'd make this thread to see what others have to share.
Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'
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Thread: Favorite TV Show Quote
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02-23-2010, 01:12 AM #1
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02-23-2010, 09:38 AM #2
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02-23-2010, 11:11 AM #3
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Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.
Whit or whit-out you. Whit or whit-ooooooooout you.
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02-24-2010, 08:12 PM #4
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02-24-2010, 08:18 PM #5
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"Why don't you girls do some dishes or get pregnant or something?"
I don't know why but that line always cracks me up.
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02-24-2010, 08:29 PM #6
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Carrie: Buns are very chic, okay? They happen to be the preferred look in Spain.
Doug: Well, then, why don't you wear a sombrero, too?
Carrie: That's Mexico, you friggin' idiot
IDK why but this line gets me everytime
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02-24-2010, 08:34 PM #7
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Is Jan gonna be there? Cause you guys, you know......screwed.
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02-24-2010, 09:11 PM #8
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02-24-2010, 10:27 PM #9
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haha dwight.
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02-24-2010, 10:30 PM #10
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Anything Cartman says is funny Originally Posted by H-MYK
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02-24-2010, 11:11 PM #11
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02-24-2010, 11:37 PM #12
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02-24-2010, 11:43 PM #13
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02-25-2010, 01:23 AM #14
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02-25-2010, 03:56 AM #15
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