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    Favorite TV Show Quote

    I saw there is a movie quote thread but my favorite quotes come from the greatest show ever invented, Arrested Development. I thought I'd make this thread to see what others have to share.

    Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell

    Michael: Are you sure?

    Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'

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    "Are you sure it was a book. Are sure it wasn't.......nothing" - brian griffin
    30 Team Stadium Checklist: 10 to go

    1) Yankees 2) Orioles 3) Rays 4) Red Sox 5) Mets 6) Braves 7) Phillies 8) Nationals 9) Marlins 10) Pirates 11) Padres 12) Astros 13) Mariners 14) Twins 15) Cubs 16) White Sox 17) Cardinals 18) Indians 19) Tigers 20) Royals

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    Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.


    Whit or whit-out you. Whit or whit-ooooooooout you.

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    I'm not much for cards, but I think these four fives beat a full house. - Omar Little


    Whit or whit-out you. Whit or whit-ooooooooout you.

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    "Why don't you girls do some dishes or get pregnant or something?"

    I don't know why but that line always cracks me up.

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    Carrie: Buns are very chic, okay? They happen to be the preferred look in Spain.

    Doug: Well, then, why don't you wear a sombrero, too?

    Carrie: That's Mexico, you friggin' idiot


    IDK why but this line gets me everytime

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    Is Jan gonna be there? Cause you guys, you know......screwed.

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    "Don't put regular steak, put milk-steak, she'll know what it is." - Charlie, IASIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by brandonwarne52 View Post
    Is Jan gonna be there? Cause you guys, you know......screwed.
    haha dwight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H-MYK View Post
    "Why don't you girls do some dishes or get pregnant or something?"

    I don't know why but that line always cracks me up.
    Anything Cartman says is funny

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    "And can I wear the 'SCREAM' mask? The mask from 'SCREAM' while I do you from behind."

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    "Live every week like it's Shark Week"- Tracy Jordan

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    "I am single now. What we have here, is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dogg, crippling despair, loneliness & depression. I intend to win."

    Andrew Bernard

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    Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.-Andy Bernard

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    "Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

    Eastbound & Down

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