I saw there is a movie quote thread but my favorite quotes come from the greatest show ever invented, Arrested Development. I thought I'd make this thread to see what others have to share.
Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'