"Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didnt let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasnt one more thing you could've done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman - you're perfect!"
--Coach Gaines, Friday Night Lights
"I like your nurses uniform guy."
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are they?" -Rushmore
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"Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. "
- My favorite character from any movie ever, Tony Perkis
"'Cause if I ever see you undermining it again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue til you can't taste the difference between **** and French fries. Are we clear? "
-black hawk down
30 Team Stadium Checklist: 11 to go
1) Yankees 2) Orioles 3) Rays 4) Red Sox 5) Mets 6) Braves 7) Phillies 8) Nationals 9) Marlins 10) Pirates 11) Padres 12) Astros 13) Mariners 14) Twins 15) Cubs 16) White Sox 17) Cardinals 18) Indians 19) Tigers
New York Superbowl Fan Cam
1)Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.
Travis Bickle: [Travis is trying his guns on the mirror] Huh? Huh?
Travis Bickle: Faster than you, f*cking son of a... Saw you coming you f*cking... sh*thole.
Travis Bickle: I'm standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It's your move...
Travis Bickle: Don't try it you *****.
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the ***** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
And one more for the sports fans out there:
Well, I believe in the soul, the c@ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" - Kevin Costner Bull Durham.
"If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy, Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it."
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
Here's a couple from Snatch:
"Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats."
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!"
You could make a thread of amazing Clint Eastwood quotes, thats my favorite,I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Thats up there to."If I have to come back here again, it's gonna get ****ing ugly!"
Thats probably my personal favorite, its the last part of Jimmy Stewart's filibusterer in Mr Smith Goes to Washington.I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr Paine. All you people don't know about lost causes. Mr Paine does. He said once they were the only causes worth fighting for. And he fought for them for the only reason any man ever fights for them. Because of just one plain, simple rule:
Love thy neighbor.
In this world full of hatred a man who knows that one rule has a great trust. You know that rule, Mr Paine. I loved you for it, just as my father did. You know that you fight harder for the lost causes.
You even die for them.
Like a man we both knew, Mr Paine.
You think I'm licked.
You all think I'm licked.
Well, I am not licked!
I'll stay and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place. Somebody will listen to me. Somebody....
Well that or, "Why don't you go home and **** your mother some more."
Whit or whit-out you. Whit or whit-ooooooooout you.
I sincerely hope this has been mentioned:
Member of the Owlluminati!