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    Sorry i guess it does need clarification.

    Each state has a higher population than the flag that is pictured in that state.

    The Jamaican Flag

    According to the map Kansas had a higher population than Jamaica.
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    Okay, that makes sense.
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    You guess that needed clarification?

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    We're supposed to read dbroncs thought process.
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    I thought the liberal ESP would explain it.
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    I didn't have mine switched on, sorry. I take a break from being a liberal on the weekends.
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    You know you are a liberal if

    http://www.gargaro.com/liberalif.html

    some good ones:

    If you use the term 'open-minded' and don't care that it can't be defined in absolute terms.

    If you think only white people can be racist.

    If Clarence Thomas made you sick, Bob Packwood made you protest, but Bill Clinton is a victim of partisan politics.

    If you think that teenager's sexual behavior is uncontrollable, but hardened violent criminals should be released on parole after serving a cut sentence in a "correctional institution"

    If you think that tax cuts hurt poor people and are uncompassionate but taking 30% from their paychecks is compassionate

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    you might be a conservative if

    just to be balanced

    http://meyerweb.com/other/humor/conservative.html

    You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two."

    You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

    You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

    You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of *****es."

    You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

    You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

    Okay these aren't funny (I'm conservative), LOL.

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    The Daily Show's John Oliver explores the nostalgia for that once great America that Obama is destroying:

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tu...rs=rss_tdsvids
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    It's been so cold in Minnesota that Democrats are walking around with their hands in their own pockets.

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    Germany, you're not helping.
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    I know this isn't directly humor, but reading it is most definitely humorous:

    Quote Originally Posted by AP
    WASHINGTON – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani set off a tempest about terrorism Friday with his claim that this nation "had no domestic attacks" under President George W. Bush.

    Giuliani somehow neglected to mention the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks as he was contrasting President Barack Obama's handling of terrorism with that of Bush in light of the failed Christmas Day attempt to blow up a Detroit-bound flight. The Sept. 11 attacks toppled New York's World Trade Center, killed nearly 3,000 people in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania and earned Giuliani accolades as "America's mayor."

    The Republican said of Obama on ABC's "Good Morning America" that "what he should be doing is following the right things that Bush did."

    While saying he believes Obama "turned the corner" on understanding the nature of terrorism when he publicly declared the U.S. at war, Giuliani added that Obama has plenty of room to improve on terrorism.

    "We had no domestic attacks under Bush," Giuliani said. "We've had one under Obama."
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    Quote Originally Posted by agapeLAKERS View Post
    just to be balanced

    http://meyerweb.com/other/humor/conservative.html

    You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two."

    You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

    You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

    You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of *****es."

    You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

    You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

    Okay these aren't funny (I'm conservative), LOL.
    I think you should have posted this one, it is my favorite.

    You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
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    Danny Glover: Global Warming Caused Haiti Quake

    Danny Glover: Haiti Earthquake Caused By Global Warming

    "What happened in Haiti could happen to anywhere in the Caribbean because all these island nations are in peril because of global warming," Glover said. "When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm sayin'?"
    HuffPo

    Just wow. GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES EARTHQUAKES!!!

    Danny Glover, everybody! Thank you & good night.
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    I'm moving this to the political humor section, because we have a climate change thread.

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