Dear PSD friends,
I wish I could write this by hand so you would know how sincere I am. But besides my handwriting being worse than a dyslexic, learning disabled chicken on meth, it is unfortunately, not an option. So I will hope that you believe my sincerity even though I have to type.
I would like to attempt to repair any damage I have caused to anyone on this forum.
I would truly like to apologize for my inappropriate behavior but in fact, I am not sorry. I don't apologize for my words or actions because they came from good intent. They were a product of my trying to make the forum a better place. If you were offended by me, which is possible, I am sorry that you are close minded and can't find humor in strange, personal and delicate topics. I am sorry you can't cope with my coping methods. I won't apologize for being proudly flawed and human.
I will also promise to do my best to keep from getting banned and staying in the forum until my wits have left and on second thought, I will wait till they have long gone.
I will apologize for things that have nothing to do with me.
Leo, I am sorry your balls are saggy.
Darknight, I'm sorry but you aren't Batman. If you are, you'd be doing a horrible job.
RC, I'm sorry you have to stay 100 feet away from playgrounds, even if they are on fire. And you are a fireman. So I'm sorry you are considered more damaging to kids than an inferno.
Slick, I am sorry you are a Mod and have to deal with this nonsense.
Goingfor28, Arod doesn't love you. I'm sorry.
Jango, I'm sorry there is no cure for what that crazy, Czech nut, strangler gave you.
Sauron, you lost. I'm sorry the hobbits kicked your arse.
Drt, I'm sorry you are older than me. (No I'm not.I just don't have any ammo for you yet)
Mush, I'm sorry about the multiple personalities.
1903, where do I start?
So in closing, I hope you believe my sincerest of apologies, which is, I really am only sorry that I am not sorry about anything. I hope you will have trust in me and that apology and my words going forward.
(If you have time, follow suit. You know, for Arod. It could be fun and a good way to kill the next few days.)