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    Apparently there is a secret code to get UPS to...

    Apparently there is a secret code to get UPS to deliver your boxes hot and moist. Mash clearly knows the code.
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    Leo, we just have to be noble and accept that...

    Leo, we just have to be noble and accept that some people just ain't handsome like we are, brother.
    I am in AZ at the moment with my handsome son visiting my handsome brother and his handsome...
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    That's it in a nutshell. Better hair is easily...

    That's it in a nutshell. Better hair is easily worth an additional 15 million per year. Imagine what Slappy would be with a full head of hair.
    He'd be positively... handsome.
    And then Leo would be...
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    When you sign a player to that kind of deal you...

    When you sign a player to that kind of deal you are doing more than paying for numbers. You are making a statement to the fans and your players what kind of team you are. You are investing in the...
  5. Or not

    Or not
  6. You will atone!

    You will atone!
  7. Too many hookers will do that.

    Too many hookers will do that.
  8. Do the Yankees have some weird clause in their...

    Do the Yankees have some weird clause in their contracts that requires them to score exactly two runs in the first inning and nothing after that?
    If so, these guys are doing a hell of a job.
  9. :cool:

    :cool:
  10. Okay, we can't blame this loss on Mush. I...

    Okay, we can't blame this loss on Mush.

    I blame Mazda!
  11. Doesn't seem fair, does it?

    Doesn't seem fair, does it?
  12. This game is making my anus bleed.

    This game is making my anus bleed.
  13. I'd like to go on record as saying I hate Nate.

    I'd like to go on record as saying I hate Nate.
  14. He said while tossing clown salad.

    He said while tossing clown salad.
  15. I'm gonna give Nancy extra good love tonight.

    I'm gonna give Nancy extra good love tonight.
  16. Sticky: Poll: Wonder why the thread was closed. Was curious to...

    Wonder why the thread was closed. Was curious to hear your thoughts on my "dangers of cranky old men" theory.
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    You are a very nice person, Osama Bin CC.

    You are a very nice person, Osama Bin CC.
  18. On a completely trivial note, how about that CC...

    On a completely trivial note, how about that CC Sabathia!!! If he figures out how to become that crafty lefty I will take back every insult I've ever thrown at his avoirdupois and drive Leo over to...
  19. Good points. Burp in the face is tough to...

    Good points. Burp in the face is tough to navigate. But burping is generally considered kind of cool and kids have no qualms about ripping a mean burp and laughing. Adults too. But farts identify one...
  20. Well, there's the problem, OBCC. You can't burp...

    Well, there's the problem, OBCC. You can't burp that cheap swill in her mouth. If you'd have given her a mouthful of fine pilsner she'd have blown you right in the car.
  21. Oh, baseball! A Rod Jizz Meister!

    Oh, baseball! A Rod Jizz Meister!
  22. Man, don't interrupt with baseball talk! Osama...

    Man, don't interrupt with baseball talk! Osama Bin CC and me are discussing important issues like burping vs. farting at your date. Sheesh!
  23. I just don't know, man. I've never actually...

    I just don't know, man. I've never actually burped in a girl's face, but I was recently sitting next to a woman at a party and as I turned to get some kind of munchy s**t, a silent but foul burp...
  24. Go get 'em, big guy!

    Go get 'em, big guy!
  25. This is an important question, Osama Bin CC!...

    This is an important question, Osama Bin CC! Which is the bigger romance killer, burping in a woman's face as she's leaning in for a kiss, or unleashing toxic waste in the car as she gets in to go...
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