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    Charlie with the Phillies is......... Switzer...

    Charlie with the Phillies is.........

    Switzer with the Cowboys......

    Won the big one despite him with talent......

    Can't with lesser talent when his decisions matter.
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    Already wrote and erased three responses. Don't...

    Already wrote and erased three responses. Don't even know what to say at this point.
  3. Poll: Who's up? What's a Kratz?

    Who's up? What's a Kratz?
  4. Poll: Guess not.

    Guess not.
  5. Poll: Did the ump just save Manuel?

    Did the ump just save Manuel?
  6. Poll: "But I preminisced... no return of the salad...

    "But I preminisced... no return of the salad days"

    -H.I. McDunnough
  7. Poll: There was a man on third with 1 out. We didn't...

    There was a man on third with 1 out. We didn't even need a hit!!!

    There is no logical reason not to pull Thome back and put a better contact hitter at the plate. Having Polly in for defense goes...
  8. Poll: Haven't seen Lee pitch in person since his debut...

    Haven't seen Lee pitch in person since his debut in SF.

    Taking my seats for the game tonight, here's to a repeat of that performance.
  9. Poll: Haven't seen Lee pitch in person since his debut...

    Haven't seen Lee pitch in person since his debut in SF.

    Taking my seats for the game tonight, here's to a repeat of that performance.
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    Though I did see alot of Cody Ransom while he was...

    Though I did see alot of Cody Ransom while he was here.

    For a guy who isn't really big he hit one of the longest homeruns I ever seen. I swear it looked like it was still climbing when it hit...
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    At least you guys get to check out the future...

    At least you guys get to check out the future Phils. I'm stuck here in Fresno with the Giants AAA team.
  12. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    Going through her back would be less messy. ...

    Going through her back would be less messy.

    I'm sure Cliff would think of this and use his patented "Curve Load" to make a cleaner exit.
  13. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    Cliff Lee is unable to impregnate a normal human...

    Cliff Lee is unable to impregnate a normal human being for fear that "He would blow a load like a shotgun right through her back"

    And of course everyone knows only Wonder Woman has a strong enough...
  14. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    Scientist are considering changing the "Big Bang...

    Scientist are considering changing the "Big Bang Theory" to the "Cliff Lee Theory"
  15. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    The MLB Players Union is trying to ban Cliff Lee....

    The MLB Players Union is trying to ban Cliff Lee.

    The players argue that facing Lee goes against their constitutional rights protecting them against "cruel and unusual punishment".
  16. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    Little known fact.....For years execution options...

    Little known fact.....For years execution options for convicted death row inmates have included Hanging, Electricution, Injection....and Facing Cliff Lee.

    To date.....none have chosen to face...
  17. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    There are those who dismiss the above statement...

    There are those who dismiss the above statement as urban legend.....

    They argue that Kruks testicle would have desintegrated from an impact with such a pitch......

    Those doubters immediately...
  18. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    Cliff Lee actually knocked off John Kruks...

    Cliff Lee actually knocked off John Kruks testicle as punishment for crowding the plate. The testicle now rests in a jar next to Cliff Lees Cy Young Award.

    Point of fact.....The pitch that...
  19. Thread: Cliff Lee Facts

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    Fire has been kicked out of the list of the four...

    Fire has been kicked out of the list of the four basic elements....It will be replaced with Cliff Lee.
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    With Lee in the game against San Frans pathetic...

    With Lee in the game against San Frans pathetic lineup we're only going to need a two run shot from someone to win the game anyway.
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    This just shows how far the Phils have come. ...

    This just shows how far the Phils have come.

    Usually at this time of the year we're sitting here getting all pissed off because our GM didn't pull the trigger on a deal. This year half of us are...
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