I notice that when you get older, your hamstrings get shorter.
Binder 4 life!
Binder is rewarded yet my magical threads get no love?
Its an outrage!
I have magical balls.
I'm sexy and 100% Italian.
My fraternity is partying BIG this weekend
I'm a ginger.
I like wieners. They are great in a hot dog bun.
There is a freebie.