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DenButsu
07-25-2008, 12:09 AM
edit - thread title changed to expand the topic to include humorous stuff in general.
No baiting/attack stuff rules still apply, of course
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Just thought it might be cool to have a place for some talk on the lighter side in here.

No attack stuff allowed. Please observe this.

Just humorous stuff from either candidate (or any 3rd party candidate for that matter), that's good for a laugh.

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I'll start:
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After dining at the "Sausage Haus", McCain gives a presser in front of the "Fudge Haus":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cumyghODHeU

dbroncos78087
07-25-2008, 12:12 AM
They showed that on The Daily either tonight or last night, i dont remember which.

DenButsu
07-25-2008, 12:17 AM
They showed that on The Daily either tonight or last night, i dont remember which.

Oh yeah? I haven't done my weekly catching up yet.

dbroncos78087
07-25-2008, 12:22 AM
Yea it was the "Your Moment of Zen", before a few seconds ago i thought he was saying "Your Moment is In"

ari1013
08-10-2008, 10:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBghD0XBN5M


Maybe we could make a political humor thread?

dbroncos78087
08-10-2008, 10:35 PM
Haha, that was good.

DenButsu
08-11-2008, 01:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBghD0XBN5M


Maybe we could make a political humor thread?

That's really funny.

I made that bloopers thread a while back, so I just changed the thread title to include "humor". My original idea sputtered out quick, but maybe that's because it was too narrow.

Here's the thread:

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250452

DenButsu
08-14-2008, 12:09 AM
Sleep worry-free, America. The guy who really answers the phone at 3 a.m. is...

THIS GUY (http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/3a/fullj.e9069654e472a74413906702d6aded19/e9069654e472a74413906702d6aded19-getty-81972190mw013_olympics_day_.jpg)

PHX-SOXFAN
08-14-2008, 11:00 AM
Sleep worry-free, America. The guy who really answers the phone at 3 a.m. is...

THIS GUY (http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/3a/fullj.e9069654e472a74413906702d6aded19/e9069654e472a74413906702d6aded19-getty-81972190mw013_olympics_day_.jpg)

it looks like it's in the right direction from his view:eyebrow:

Doc Fluty
08-14-2008, 12:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dii3mzMQ3SQ&feature=related

ive never seen this video before.. you gota watch it.. Bush makes fun of himself

Wrigleyboy25
08-15-2008, 03:31 PM
A Democrat and a Republican

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the bass fisherman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to m e."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the bass fisherman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

AllTheWay
08-15-2008, 03:39 PM
Wow, your not biased at all.....

It's childish really....

:getsbanned:

Doc Fluty
08-15-2008, 03:42 PM
hahahahhahahah

dbroncos78087
08-15-2008, 03:47 PM
Haha, that is really good. Nice joke.

blenderboy5
08-15-2008, 03:53 PM
Wow, your not biased at all.....

It's childish really....

:getsbanned:

I fail to see how it's biased against one party. It seems to be making fun of both

Wrigleyboy25
08-15-2008, 03:55 PM
Wow, your not biased at all.....

It's childish really....

:getsbanned:
What? It's a joke...poking fun at both sides. Lighten up.

arkanian215
08-15-2008, 05:03 PM
haha ****ing hilarious. umm if my neck is broken you owe me compensation.

Sabres39
08-15-2008, 06:21 PM
What? It's a joke...poking fun at both sides. Lighten up.

I fail to see where it pokes fun at the Republicans.

I get all of these pro-Republican e-mails all the time bashing Democrats, and have yet to get one bashing Republicans. These get kind of annoying after a while.

Doc Fluty
08-15-2008, 06:35 PM
then dont open the emails... duh

arkanian215
08-15-2008, 07:33 PM
I fail to see where it pokes fun at the Republicans.

I get all of these pro-Republican e-mails all the time bashing Democrats, and have yet to get one bashing Republicans. These get kind of annoying after a while.

haha yeah dont open those. theyre the ones labeled cnn and msnbc. i honestly think it's some republican backed spam program to sway voters. but wow those headlines are hilarious. i think one read hot white woman injured in tsunami.

Randy West
08-15-2008, 07:35 PM
Leave it to Wrigs to post up the funny stuff

Good comedic break from all the GRRRRRR around this forum

Doc Fluty
08-15-2008, 07:46 PM
i love seeing ark make post because his signature is very entertaining lol

OnWisconsin2007
08-15-2008, 08:24 PM
IMO this bashes democrats more than republicans...w/e tho

Raidaz4Life
08-15-2008, 09:17 PM
well thats because its harder to make fun of Republicans outside of Bush sucks.

OnWisconsin2007
08-15-2008, 09:35 PM
Part of the "knock" on Republicans is that "they're always right." :pity:

Prior22
08-15-2008, 10:28 PM
well thats because its harder to make fun of Republicans outside of Bush sucks.

Somebodies never heard of a certain extremist right wing religious group called Evangelists. I'll take pot smoking hippie liberals and Athiests over the Creationist believers any day of the week. One thought of a Creationist museum and its exhibits of dinosaurs and humans co-existing together is enough ammo for this Democrat.

AllTheWay
08-16-2008, 04:13 AM
What? It's a joke...poking fun at both sides. Lighten up.

I know i tried to sound sarcastic but failed

DenButsu
08-16-2008, 04:40 AM
well thats because its harder to make fun of Republicans outside of Bush sucks.

:clap:

Congratulations!

You win the prize for best joke ever told in Election Center 2008!

blenderboy5
08-16-2008, 12:06 PM
^^If it was easy to do that, how come the only way people can make fun of the GOP is saying "You're [stupid/ugly/racist/like Bush]"?

Prior22
08-16-2008, 12:25 PM
^^If it was easy to do that, how come the only way people can make fun of the GOP is saying "You're [stupid/ugly/racist/like Bush]"?

You're missing gun toting NRA nutjob and creationist believing wacko. NRA members and Evangelists give us Liberals all the material we need. And have you seen the movie Jesus Camp? If you can't find fault in the religious right, and the GOP in general, after seeing that movie you just aren't trying.

redsox12
08-16-2008, 12:41 PM
I think this is getting borderline baiting. The point was to point out stereotypes on both sides.

blenderboy5
08-16-2008, 12:53 PM
You're missing gun toting NRA nutjob and creationist believing wacko. NRA members and Evangelists give us Liberals all the material we need. And have you seen the movie Jesus Camp? If you can't find fault in the religious right, and the GOP in general, after seeing that movie you just aren't trying.

Those NRA nutjobs? Bitter bastards just hate change and the Messiah who's bringing it.

Yeah anyone who believes in God is just crazy. I worship at the feet of Darwin, fossil records be damned;)

Yeah I've seen the movie Jesus Camp. It's not really funny though lol, kinda just creepy. But I fail to see how the movie's portrayal of the mythical beast the Religious Right is a reflection on the GOP or christians in general.

arkanian215
08-16-2008, 01:32 PM
I think this is getting borderline baiting. The point was to point out stereotypes on both sides.

what's baiting?

redsox12
08-16-2008, 01:39 PM
Do you mean what the term baiting means in general or whats baiting in this thread?

spartanbear
08-17-2008, 05:27 AM
A Democrat and a Republican

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the bass fisherman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to m e."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the bass fisherman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."



I received this same joke from an office e-mail (you know those e-mails) but instead of dems and reps it was executives and engineering. In this joke however I think it wouldn't matter which one was in the ballon and which one was on the ground. You can put the dem or the rep in either spot and it'll still make sense to me.

DenButsu
08-23-2008, 02:09 AM
Fox News' Obama Documentary in a Minute (http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=OpmNzN9FA3c)

DenButsu
08-24-2008, 11:14 PM
This is really funny.

Griff Jenkins from Fox News walks straight into the heart of a "Recreate 68" march in Denver, where he (shockingly) was not all that well received... (http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=GDGhs_LN7Fk)

I hope the guy's all right, but a word of advice - going into a worked up mob of people who hate everything about you and your news organization and then mocking them ("I guess they don't believe in freedom... I guess they don't believe in freedom of speech")... not such a good idea, Griff.

DenButsu
08-26-2008, 03:51 AM
http://static.crooksandliars.com/2008/08/dailyshowbillboard.jpg

^Daily Show billboard in Denver

DenButsu
08-28-2008, 04:41 AM
Here's another take on the difference between Democrats and Republicans - on the subject of patriotism.

It's from the Daily Show, when they were looking at Michelle Obama's speech and what the media was saying she had to do with it.


(news clip) "I mean, I hate to have anybody go through a patriotism test."
(news clip) "Is she patriotic?"
(news clip) "She's got to show a lot of love for her country."
(news clip) "She's also got to be patriotic."
(news clip) "She's got to talk about her patriotism."

JS: She's got to. She's a Democrat. She must prove she loves America. As opposed to Republicans, who everyone knows love America, they just hate half the people living in it."

ari1013
08-28-2008, 09:09 AM
good one!

let's merge this into the humor thread.

blenderboy5
08-28-2008, 09:30 AM
haha I loved that one.

SmthBluCitrus
08-28-2008, 05:02 PM
I don't know if this has ever been posted here before. But, I thought with Romney being a possible candidate for VP I'd post it.

This isn't exactly a blooper, or humor, but it's still great stuff.

I loves me some Mitt Romney.

Romney Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1P0WBlVAIA)

SmthBluCitrus
08-28-2008, 05:53 PM
McCain's Roommates (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ebf425277b)

tbron
08-29-2008, 12:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqR7zis99I

DenButsu
09-19-2008, 12:41 PM
Just a heads up, Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Dish (http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/) will be a guest on Real Time with Bill Maher tonight. If (like me) you don't have HBO, all those get youtubed. Expect lots of talk on Palin and the economy.

DenButsu
09-23-2008, 09:33 PM
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/one-difference.html

DenButsu
10-02-2008, 10:45 AM
Gotchaware™


Hey, ‘Gotcha’! Caughtcha!
CJR’s new software guards against gotcha-ism

Dear Journalists,

We’re writing to inform you that there’s an injustice being carried out in the late weeks of this presidential campaign, a blight that threatens the reputation of the entire journalistic profession. We’re referring to “gotcha journalism”—a failure on the part of the media to demonstrate the proper deference to the public officials who serve us, protect us, and put our country first—and we fear that it is spreading, like a worm through bad apples, among normally self-respecting, respectful reporters. Members of the press have lately been asking direct questions of a vice presidential candidate who has done little to deserve such questioning.

Yes, we know. It is horrifying.

And it gets worse: The problem of gotcha journalism has recently become so pronounced that, now, it’s being engaged in not merely by journalists, but also by voters themselves (though, we should note, we have yet to see any convincing proof that such “members of the electorate” are, in fact, concerned citizens, rather than self-interested partisans and/or individual organs of the liberal media elite out to spread their socialist agenda to freedom-loving Americans). Take, for example, the Temple University grad student who, while waiting in line for a Philly cheese steak on Monday and finding himself face-to-face with Sarah Palin, asked her about Pakistan. (“How about the Pakistan situation?” the sweatshirt-swathed scamp demanded. “What are your thoughts about that?”) Which is shameful. Just shameful. His lips may have said, “Pakistan,” but his eyes said, “Gotcha.”

Where is the deference, Random Grad Student? Sarah Palin has done nothing but volunteer to serve the nation—our nation—by being A Heartbeat Away From The Presidency; how dare you ask her about the situation in some foreign country? Have you left no sense of decency?

This behavior simply cannot continue. The audacity we’ve seen in our media of late—Katie Couric, as you may have heard, recently had the temerity to ask Palin about the economy—is becoming a disgrace to the profession, and an insult to all Americans. Those who care about journalism and its future must unite against such misbegotten attempts to inform the electorate.

Therefore, to patrol the situation—and, we hope, to remedy it—we’ve developed specialized software that will allow us to track the levels of gotcha-ism present in each and every one of the four interviews conducted between Sarah Palin and members of the media. Gotchaware™ uses a complex algorithm—accounting for, among other things, elapsed seconds of Awkward Pause between the interviewer’s questions and the interviewee’s answers, the degree of inquisitive head-cocking on the part of the interviewer, the centrifugal force of the interviewer’s professorial foot-circling, and the number of undergraduate institutions attended, in all, by both participants—to calibrate with remarkable precision the glib elitism and all-out maliciousness a journalist betrays in his or her interview.

Gotchaware™ tracks a reporter’s rudeness as he or she tries to trap Ms. Palin with questions about tribal regions ending in “-stan,” queries relating to an economic crisis that no one but Hank Paulson really understands, requests for clarification following nonsensical answers, the use of polysyllabic words, etc. And it works, according to our pilot runs of the software:

* Charlie Gibson, September 11, 2008:
Question: “Have you ever met a foreign head of state?”
Gotcha Quotient: 95
Reason: First of all, foreign policy-related questions are incredibly unfair. As Laura Bush herself said, Palin lacks foreign policy experience, but she is a very quick study. And we haven’t given her enough time actually to study. So you can’t ask about that. Second, Gibson already knew that Palin had never met a foreign head of state. Third, everyone knows that foreign policy questions are always designed to force candidates to pronounce “Ahmadinejad.” Dirty pool, Mr. Gibson.

* Sean Hannity, September 17, 2008:
Question: “Explain when you were governor and, as governor of Alaska, how you took on your own party.”
Gotcha Quotient: 23
Reason: Two-part questions are notoriously tricky to answer. Explain both when you were governor and how you were governor? Also, “party” is incredibly unclear, since it can mean both “political party” and “social gathering.” And what self-respecting politician would want to take responsibility for opposing a party that involves delicious snacks and six-packs of beer?

* Katie Couric, September 30, 2008:
Question: “What newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?”
Gotcha Quotient: 98
Reason: Trying to trap “Ms. Joe Sixpack” into admitting that she reads publications sponsored by the Elite Liberal Media? Trying to force a politician to admit that she reads at all? Slick, Ms. Couric, slick.

* Hugh Hewitt, September 30, 2008:
Question: “Have you followed the attacks on you, say, via Drudge or the blogs? Some of them are just made up and out of left field, others are just mocking. Do you follow those?”
Gotcha Quotient: 9
Reason: Those attacks are certainly vile and disgraceful and deserving of being called out in an interview with the governor. But mentioning “mocking” goes too far. You’re talking to a lady, Mr. Hewitt. Discussions of mockery and other species of rudeness have no place in mixed company.

So there it is, proven with scientific accuracy: Journalists of all stripes are becoming gotcha-ist. And, in turn, elitist and smug and mean to a woman who has done nothing but run for office. Once again, we have to say: This cannot stand. How much more of this rudeness and scorn can we afford?

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ari1013
10-02-2008, 11:31 AM
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/one-difference.html
ouch!

DenButsu
10-03-2008, 08:00 PM
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/images/2008/10/03/palinflow.jpg

Sabres39
10-03-2008, 09:08 PM
This is hilarious! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MJCvHMtwE4&feature=user)

ari1013
10-04-2008, 03:17 PM
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/images/2008/10/03/palinflow.jpg
Boo! I posted that up in the debate thread and my img link wouldn't work. I need to get this "retired mod" status updated.

DenButsu
10-04-2008, 10:10 PM
Sorry, ari, you officially get credit for posting it first. :clap:

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Man, I usually don't watch any Olbermann at all, but I came across this link and the third segment of this "worst person in the world" bit (about Rich Lowry) is just freakin hilarious:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#27015683

SmthBluCitrus
10-09-2008, 01:38 PM
More Paris Hilton for (fake) Prez. (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06ae3d8563)

"America was at it's best when it was on NBC."

Seppuku
10-11-2008, 03:53 AM
McCain taps Palin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMIafelp-ww&feature=user)

DenButsu
10-11-2008, 09:37 AM
Conservative Steve Moore and writer for The Simpsons Dana Gould discuss Sarah Palin on Real Time with Bill Maher... make sure you watch this one to the end of the clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O2N71sJTR0

ink
10-12-2008, 04:23 AM
OK, it's cheap, but Craig Ferguson is funny ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBnbAYRUHzM

Seppuku
10-12-2008, 03:06 PM
What happened to the Family Values platform? (http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2008/10/12/)

ink
10-14-2008, 04:07 PM
Kathleen Parker on the Colbert Report (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/188303/october-13-2008/kathleen-parker) last night.

Parker: "I would not vote for someone who brings out our lesser selves".

ink
10-15-2008, 01:20 AM
John Cleese on Sarah Palin - She's a parrot! (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyNk8J1c8g)

DenButsu
10-16-2008, 01:25 AM
Joe Biden takes his jacket off


Original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYG09yicRU8


Remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxEzbMqd_U0

nyyfan4life
10-16-2008, 01:31 AM
Joe Biden takes his jacket off


Original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYG09yicRU8


Remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxEzbMqd_U0

I thought the first one was funny because he got randomly pissed. The second one hurt my head and ruined the music.

sboyajian
10-16-2008, 01:31 AM
patiently waiting for McCain's quote about Palin from the 3rd debate ("She's a breast of fresh Air")

Your Name Here
10-16-2008, 12:21 PM
100% Alaskan seal pup skin. (http://www.palinaspresident.com)

PHX-SOXFAN
10-16-2008, 12:28 PM
100% Alaskan seal pup skin. (http://www.palinaspresident.com)

that's hilarious. I love he baby names list and the science magazine in the trash

Wrigleyboy25
10-21-2008, 11:15 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/m94osk.jpg

Raidaz4Life
10-21-2008, 11:19 PM
100% Alaskan seal pup skin. (http://www.palinaspresident.com)

yes!!! I put Roe V Wade in the shredder!!! take that Women's Rights!!!

ink
10-21-2008, 11:26 PM
yes!!! I put Roe V Wade in the shredder!!! take that Women's Rights!!!

:laugh2: I like the Dirk Nowitski (Mavericks!) photo behind her.

Raidaz4Life
10-21-2008, 11:45 PM
:laugh2: I like the Dirk Nowitski (Mavericks!) photo behind her.

I got a kick outta that too:laugh2:



so when are they gonna make Sarah Palin dolls where she says her catchy little phrases??? I mean at the very least they'd be fun to mutilate and torture

Max Power
10-23-2008, 11:45 PM
What could happen if every vote does indeed matter:

http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/index.html?nid=vXTUhMv9JFLLrAlROGsTDDExMDM3ODQ-&referred_by=11088154-OkBcWyx

Seppuku
10-23-2008, 11:55 PM
You have to open the door multiple times. I think I found them all. I blew up the world first, then called the plumber. Laughed at both the pit bull and the trooper. Don't forget to turn on the computer.

DenButsu
10-24-2008, 12:56 AM
What could happen if every vote does indeed matter:

http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/index.html?nid=vXTUhMv9JFLLrAlROGsTDDExMDM3ODQ-&referred_by=11088154-OkBcWyx

I got that from my brother and passed it on to some friends yesterday. Pretty funny.

downsos
10-24-2008, 02:18 AM
John McCain agrees with Obama about Pennsylvania:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnE-YJ---GI

:laugh:

DenButsu
10-24-2008, 02:20 AM
Ron Howard demonstrates (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc65ed650d) how important this election is to him

ink
10-24-2008, 12:31 PM
Vlad and Boris present their "Song for Sarah" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9V_aOCga0)

DenButsu
10-30-2008, 11:04 PM
John McCain's d*** fingers (http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=189749&title=John-McCain%27s-Air-Quotes)

Doc Fluty
10-31-2008, 05:30 AM
John McCain agrees with Obama about Pennsylvania:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnE-YJ---GI

:laugh:

this is one of the most painful things i ever watched lol..

Its kinda like when you watch a reality show or something and your so embarrassed for the person on tv that you mute it...

i just.. i dunno... that video hurts lol

GhostoLaneK
10-31-2008, 01:43 PM
Saw this in another forum and thought it was pretty funny. To make more of them you can go to www.stepinsidethelife.com

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2985091268_4a0b97d6a6.jpg

Lady's Man
10-31-2008, 01:58 PM
i dont know if everyone has seen this, but its pretty awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxlwYP0HNdc

GhostoLaneK
11-03-2008, 04:35 PM
That is awesome.

DenButsu
11-03-2008, 10:50 PM
that video hurts lol

Maher's take on that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w7EkYa9-FY)... in pretty bad taste, I suppose, but I have to admit it did crack me up.

BALLER71
11-04-2008, 09:49 AM
Palin gets kinky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMIafelp-ww&feature=channel

DenButsu
01-24-2009, 02:59 AM
oops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgtN-CtU_BU

BroadwayJoe
01-24-2009, 09:30 AM
oops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgtN-CtU_BU

:laugh:

oh god, i've been laughing for a solid minute straight from that

behindmydesk
01-24-2009, 10:09 AM
Wow we elected some deviates.

BroadwayJoe
01-24-2009, 03:07 PM
and you thought clinton's sexual escapades were newsworthy!

gcoll
01-24-2009, 07:31 PM
Fisting.....lol.

SmthBluCitrus
02-08-2009, 03:47 PM
Maybe this shouldn't be "campaign" humor anymore ... :D

"Pelosi" and "Reid" on the stimulus (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0209/18543.html)

:laugh2:

gcoll
02-08-2009, 04:09 PM
Maybe this shouldn't be "campaign" humor anymore ... :D

"Pelosi" and "Reid" on the stimulus (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0209/18543.html)

:laugh2:

SNL usually sucks at making fun of Democrats, and instead use the democrat characters to voice their own views.

DenButsu
02-12-2009, 06:45 AM
Awesome. (http://files.posterous.com/brucewagner/92cQQzaTLO0Xl3T8NnwdqTOycO8euJUkH3YOKXksyP4zHu3nTz W76PADVUpH/Sorry_Bill_Id_rather_kiss_my_n.gif?AWSAccessKeyId= 1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1234435224&Signature=RQUh%2BmgNn4TWxcz9szbJG%2Ft5fc0%3D)

SmthBluCitrus
02-12-2009, 09:54 AM
I don't think there's anything there Den. Bad link.

ari1013
02-12-2009, 12:19 PM
An e-mail I just got:

>Numbers in the News
>
>MATHEMATICIANS DISCOVER LARGEST NUMBER
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>
>PALO ALTO, CA - An international mathematics research team announced
>today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any
>previously known value "by a totally mindblowing shitload." Project
>director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number,
>dubbed a "stimulus," could lead to breakthroughs in fields as diverse
>as astrophysics, quantum mechanics, and Chicago asphalt contracting.
>
>"Unlike previous large numbers like the Googleplex or the Bazillionty,
>the Stimulus has no static numerical definition," said Xiao. "It keeps
>growing and growing, compounding factorially, eating up all zeros in
>its path. It moves freely across Cartesian dimensions and has the power
>to make any other number irrational."
>
>Jean-Luc Brossard, a researcher with the European consortium CERN, said
>the number is so staggeringly large that it is difficult for even
>mathematicians to grasp, let alone lay people.
>
>"The number itself is incomprehensible by human minds, and can only be
>theoretically understood in a fractional parallel universe which we
>refer to as the DC dimension," said Brossard. "The best way to
>understand a stimulus is to imagine a dollar sign followed by a packed
>string of hexidecimal nanodigits, wound into a triple helix, woven into
>a dodecahedron, and stacked on top of one another. Now imagine you were
>a black hole on the far edge of the universe, trying to escape the
>stimulus at 30 times the speed of light. The stimulus would still catch
>up to you and ram your black hole with such furious, repeated force
>that it would cause your entire reality itself to collapse."
>
>Xiao said the team discovered the number with the help of an
>international network of 24 nitrogen-cooled Cray Ultracluster
>supercomputers, the CERN particle accelerator, and "three pounds of
>Humboldt County Chronic."
>
>"The exciting news is that with more powerful computers and drugs, we
>believe we are on the verge of discovering an even larger number, which
>we refer to as a 'stimulusconferencebill,'" said Xiao.
>"Speaker Pelosi has already promised us the funding."

DenButsu
02-12-2009, 12:24 PM
I don't think there's anything there Den. Bad link.

Really? I just clicked it and it opened right up. Weird.

You've probably already seen it anyways (although I actually hadn't).

It's on this page, too. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/07/hillary-ditches-kiss-from_n_164946.html) Maybe that will work better for ya.

SmthBluCitrus
02-12-2009, 12:43 PM
An e-mail I just got:

:laugh2:

Nice


Really? I just clicked it and it opened right up. Weird.

You've probably already seen it anyways (although I actually hadn't).

It's on this page, too. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/07/hillary-ditches-kiss-from_n_164946.html) Maybe that will work better for ya.

Ha -- yea, I've seen that. Good stuff.

behindmydesk
02-12-2009, 12:56 PM
I had never seen that video. I hope Bill said you know what *****, I'm spending Vday with my mistress!

dbroncos78087
03-01-2009, 08:20 PM
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129297/

I told Den i would post this here.

DenButsu
03-01-2009, 09:13 PM
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129297/

I told Den i would post this here.

Awww, thanks db. :cheers:

That really is hilarious, man.

dbroncos78087
03-02-2009, 12:34 AM
He sold five books, that is so laughable.

Cubsrule
03-02-2009, 01:08 AM
Barack Obama "Uh" Count (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEAO0lt4Dw)

DenButsu
03-04-2009, 02:02 AM
Two completely different sites:

http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/

http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry

DenButsu
03-04-2009, 05:12 AM
Maher's latest New Rules was really good, I thought. Not so political as much as just a (pretty damn funny) critique of our overindulgent society:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph3ro8SUlHg&feature=channel_page